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i need shane to get a little bloodied up in season 2…perhaps a high stick to the face or a scrum where he takes a hit to the face…a split lip/bloody nose shane is very necessary for my mental health

aropride

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

mymansmoon

they're on the cens plane, ilya on his phone and shane asleep in the seat next to him, and when the plane hits some turbulence shane's head gets tossed around a bit. he blearily comes to, squinting at his surroundings. but ilya, who noticed the disturbance to shane's sleep the moment it happened, is already reaching over to guide shane's head to his shoulder. shane follows easily. once he's comfortably and securely nestled there he drifts back to sleep no problem. the turbulence doesn't bother him again. ilya couldn't possibly be more content.

ferigrievance

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

totally-a-wizard

Christians with the Eucharist.

ferigrievance

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

bobdylanyaoi

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

1410-1221-dec2008

shilyas

ismenes

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

shanesloverboy

You know who the real victim of the Tuna Meltdown was? My boy Connors. Poor man had to share a room with bisexual terminator as he went through some of the roughest months of his life. He's a survivor.