Aloha Cowboys

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[lower-the-volume]

13.05 Advanced Thanatology

[eastofshane]

And what if I say Ilya should blow Shane with parts of his hockey gear still on? And maybe one of the few things he wouldn't be wearing would be his jersey because all Ilya is wearing is said jersey. Ilya would be on his knees telling Shane he's been such a huge fan for a while now. I mean, he's kneeling in front of THE Shane Hollander. Yeah, and what if I say Shane would be rock hard about it?

[thememedaddy]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[grabmyboner]

like to charge reblog to cast.

[dochollidayed]

this is their foreplay and it's disgusting

[dochollidayed]

THIS IS THEIR FOREPLAY AND IT'S DISGUSTINGGGG

[cogneartive]

can i please get more pictures like this. this how it feel

[cogneartive]

more examples

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[chapeldean]

spn if every time cas heals dean he moans things such as "that feels so good" and "yeah right there" and "mm don't stop" and bonus points if cas gets really really really intense every time it happens also sam at some point should go you're not fucking allowed to heal him in public anymore

[chapeldean]

actually more bonus points if cas goes "fine" and drags dean off to the nearest bathroom and we can still hear dean's groaning muffled through the door and sam is like wait no that's WORSE

[chapeldean]

they stumble out and dean’s clear eyed and flushed and happy and cas looks so fucking. self-satisfied and the guy waiting in line refuses to look at them and someone else wolf-whistles and sam is beet red in the face because now he’s actually not sure what the fuck happened in there and he doesn’t want to know and the next time he breaks his collarbone he thinks he’d rather let it heal the old fashioned way

[noosphe-re]

A triggered lightning strike at the Camp Blanding facility, International Center for Lightning Research and Testing—ICLRT

[fawnmilktea]

how do you even keep things casual when your soul is wired for devotion

[shit-happens-bitchachos]

[prokopetz]

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

[prokopetz]

#the best route is clearly to get really into a specific kink scenario and invent a world to justify it (via @salix03)

That's not even a joke. Developing a kink scenario so elaborate and so excruciatingly particular that it can only properly be contemplated in the frame of a world created specifically to contain it is genuinely closer to Tolkien's actual creative process than 99% of the stuff that plays at being heir to his legacy.

[animentality]

[dejaysus]

I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

[headspace-hotel]

Left by the Creature of Gentle Moss

[eastofshane]

Shane has a ball gag in his mouth, Ilya is pounding into him from behind. Shane's face is pressed into the sheets, his own spit dripping down his chin as he's recovering from his orgasm. He's waiting for Ilya pull out, let him suck him off or something, but Ilya just keeps poundinginto him and it's too much but not enough. Instinctively, Shane tries to move away, but Ilya just grips his hips, so hard he'll probably leave bruises. Shane shudders at the thought of that, his cock twitching beneath him. "Where do you think you're going?" "Too much." Shane tries around the ball gag, but all that comes out is a mumbled mess. "Mhm, to bad I can't hear you." Shane can basically hear the smile on Ilya's face. "Did you say harder?" He slaps Shane's ass, smoothing over it with his hand seconds later. Shane just moans, arching his ass despite of himself. "So greedy," Ilya says as he starts jerking Shane's cock (already hard and wet again). "Be a good boy now," he cums with a loud moan and Ilya's dick inside of him. He's exactly where he wants to be

[gatekeepslay]

LMFAOOOO #real

[epicallyepicepicosity2]

[crazy-pages]

- Sun Wukong