bysshe pls.

I'm the terrible sort of person who gets legitimately upset that their CSA doesn't take AmEx . I'm a beer snob and baseball nerd, though I take issue with the #NATITUDE hashtag on principle. I'm all for stopping to get coffee even though I'm already mad late. I had a brief love affair with Android, but I'm back in the clutches of Apple, ATM Find me on last.fm, g+ (I mostly post wallpaper and Android phone setups, so whatevs), rdio, twitter, 4sq, and flickr

[anxietyproblem]

[maxwellatoms]

Why do you think fans are obsessed with "'shipping?"

Everyone's concerned about the supply chain these days.

[thecoolradcoffin]

hope this explains it

[nflstreet]

he’s not taking the news well

[nflstreet]

here’s how they made the brown m&m less fuckable if you weren’t able to notice the changes

[zackisontumblr]

he’s mad the brown m&m wouldn’t fuck him

[pameluhr]

[lastlightofautumn]

MEHMET GEREN • Trust

“For there to be betrayal, there would have to have been trust first.”

[valtsv]

summer really is like. this iced coffee is all that's standing between me and incredible violence.

[nevaehtyler]

This is everything.

[blackfashion]

@kellyaugustineb IG @kellyaugustineb

[teapotsahoy]

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

[lifesgrandparade]

60% of Dear Prudence letters are like “My wife thinks my casual murder of hitchhikers on the highway is ‘disgusting’ and ‘criminal,’ and a betrayal of the 6th commandment, but SHE was the one who told me to get new hobbies. I feel like this is really putting the marriage to the test.”

[kiwi]

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

[beaunydoorin]

adding to the black pepper spicy discourse i have a white friend who ate a burger king chicken fry and started crying because it was too spicy

DJSJFJSKGKD

[alohanico]

This is me. Like if it would be too spicy to give to the elderly/person with a heart condition, then it's too spicy for me and my delicate sensibilities.

[heteroglossia]

Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.

Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride (via sealedtome)

i can’t uncouple these in my mind

(via sobriquetinbedgrowyrhair)

[brittjulious]

PITCHFORK: Gavin Russom

I had the honor of speaking with Gavin Russom of LCD Soundsystem in her first interview about her transition. Read her as-told-to here. 

[writers-hq]

Accurately-titled novels. 

[peppernine]

I’m listening