local gay dumbass

hi, trying to care about this tumblr again || jay, they/he, 22 || my f/os are all over the place

[alolanchxmpion]

Now that that meeting is over...Come here, Sugar plum. It’s been a long day, and I could use some help gettin relaxed...and you know all the best ways to do that for me. Don’t be shy... those pricks aren’t comin back in here tonight. It’s just you and me. And let me tell ya, you’re the only piece of work I wanna press down on my desk.

-💛🔫 Handsome Jack

holy shit bandit

[madnessismylover]

Go ahead and write those "unrealistic" scenes with your f/o (even if only you see them) or just daydream them as much as you want!

Make them "out of character"

Your f/o acts different around you cause they're SO in love with you!

Someone: "_____ wouldn't say that"

Well to you they would!

Someone: "_____ wouldn't do that"

Well for you they would!

Don't listen to people who tell your how your f/o would love you because you know how they would love you.

So so so so much because you're awesome and they know it!

[theviolencedistrict-archived-de]

this is a post i’ve been wanting to make for a little while now and i think it’s important for a lot of the self ship community to see.

there is nothing wrong or bad about having a large f/o list.

there’s nothing shameful about having a whole lot of romantic f/os.

there’s nothing wrong with having a ton of platonic f/os.

there’s nothing bad about having many familial f/os.

i have seen too many times that people hold themselves on a pedestal for having a short f/o list or look down on/make fun of those with long lists. it’s not often talked about but there is an unfair standard about having smaller lists and how it makes one “better” than someone else - or even that it means they love their f/os more because they are fewer in number.

this is complete and absolute childish nonsense.

self ship is an incredibly personal and self indulgent practice to each and every individual in this community. having one f/o is great, having a few is great, and having many is great too. it should be celebrated that someone has so much love in their heart and so many feelings to give. you may have a certain standard in numbers for yourself, but it’s unacceptable to put those standards onto others or say things that would make someone with more f/os feel bad or guilty.

big f/o lists are beautiful. even if you have one or few f/os you talk about much more than others, that’s lovely! if you switch out f/os often according to your feelings, that’s wonderful! if you drop f/os often, fluctuate attractions, or get a new f/o often, that is beautiful. it’s you, your heart, for you and nobody else’s judgment. and every single f/o knows your feelings and your love for them regardless of how often you post about them or what anybody else thinks.

[alolanchxmpion]

Hello, old sport.... it’s nice to see you coming around. I know we haven’t talked much, but you may call me Gatsby, if you like. I hope you enjoyed the party... no, no, it was fine. I just....realized how much more I enjoy them with you around. I mean, just now you’re showing up at the end of the night, and this is the best I’ve felt all evening. Maybe...you could come by some day soon? I’d like to see you when my estate isn’t such a mess. Perhaps i could take you on a tour of the estate some time.

_🥂✨Jay Gatsby

(for context for both this and the last letter i got, there’s a bandit of sorts in one of the servers i’m in)

but hey bandit how tf did you know about my old fucking crush on jay fucking gatsby. how did you know about this. that was junior year of high school. bruh™️

[topyourfo]

Imagine spooning your F/O, they’re a flustered mess as they feel your hand snake around their waist, your breath tickling their skin as you plant soft kisses and whisper sweet nothings to them. They press themselves against your chest and idly run their hand over yours.

[selfshipquotes]

F/O: Don’t do anything stupid.

S/I: I will do everything stupid.

[fictional-crush-imagines]

Imagine your fictional crush. They’re stunned by you. You’re gently laughing as their jaw practically drops. Their eyes are fixated on you. You eventually stop laughing and look them in the eyes.

There’s a moment of just eye contact and silence.

Then they kiss you.

[deactivated-blog]

hearing that last sleepy “i love you” before going to bed is a beautiful moment.

[alolanchxmpion]

Finally alone....now....let’s get down to business, baby. You. Me. That couch, and a lot less space between us. Come on, prince....ya like the sound of that? I figured, since I’m the king, it’s be something cute to call you. I don’t know, I can keep just calling you baby....but I figured you deserved somethin nicer. Now, are you going to come get in my arms? Or am I going to have to get up and grab you?

-📕🔫 Ash

[letters-i-dont-send]

sometimes i just want to grab your face and kiss you senseless.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

something something ship dynamics

[kittyandco-archive]

self shippers: 

please, please keep on doing your thing. even if you feel discouraged, even if you don’t feel appreciated, even if you don’t feel heard. please keep on. your love for your f/o matters. it matters more than any possible negative feelings you may feel about self shipping. you have to do what’s best for you, and what’s true to your heart. so please, if you need permission to show your passion, here it is! your f/o loves you as much as you love them 

[rogueships]

imagine kissing your touch starved f/o for the first time. maybe they melt into your touch, or they kiss against you harder because they don’t want you to pull away. 

imagine how they sheepishly ask you for more kisses because they liked it so much and want more.

[justrandomselfships]

important messege to all of you who are anxious about you and your F/O’s

[alolanchxmpion]

hi i’m not dead

hello there, sorry about those housekeeping posts. i decided to at least try to care a little bit about this account again, if only for the fact i kind of miss the days where we were all here on tumblr.

[alolanchxmpion]

i think i got the majority of the posts that were specifically that character, both reblogs and original posts. that’s a weight off my shoulders tonight.

[alolanchxmpion]

im going through finally and mass-deleting anything to do with. a certain old f/o of mine due to everything about the creator that has come out as of late. i know im not active on this account very much (im more active on my selfship twitter, which you can find at @/gayalfendi if you don’t already follow me there.)