it's meow or never

can you stop with the cattitude dayum

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

[brittany-murphy]

[blushers]

So lucky. (x) (x)

[pianouran]

[pie-sandwich]

Insomnia

[loveispeakyblinders]

whoa

[studlyhumble]

I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match

[amifunnyyetornah]

thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. 

[ofp]

[c-n-u-deactivated20150824]

when u spend a lot of time making up a witty text post and ur waitin for notes

[theproblematicblogger]

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

[straighthater]

i can physically feel my friends losing interest in me

[nerkmid]

i can feel myself getting angrier everyday i’m either becoming an adult or the incredible hulk

[daruissu]

me and my friends at a children’s museum

[hatagay]

is that a miley cyrus titan

[best-of-funny]

X

[thomrainierskies]

adventures in school

[heckme]

[mbisthegame]

thats some real white boy love right there. 

[johntumblesdownyourpussy-deacti]

white boys. helping you take a piss. but no homo. 

[heckme]

um excuse you but im not white im a nerd please end this racism

[basedpotatochip]

[best-of-funny]

X

[yutoube-deactivated20131225]

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

[amporasses-moved-deactivated201]

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

[keroa]

OH MY GOD

[luna-azzurro]

THIS IS A REVALATION

[harlequinhatter]

Visit Original Link

[bottomgerard-deactivated2014122]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[fineshriine-deactivated20230605]

this might be one of the best things ever

[alone-with-57-cats]

starbucks cashier: how can i help you

me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.