cool cool

IM INACTIVE also im 25 now: hi i'm norah, i'm 20 she/her

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Unquenchable greed is killing us all.

[the-zenith-calls]

pov thrawn is your commanding officer but you have an astigmatism

[freekymonstr]

This is how that scene went right

[pervocracy]

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often. 

[starwarstweets-deactivated20240]

[justaflyintooka]

chaos twins

[truuskn]

a few hours before ahsoka's arrival were like...

rex is as annoying sibling to cody as ahsoka was to anakin. i assure you

bonus:

i'm still sad that we weren't shown rex in one of those helmets :(

[snakesayer]

OH MY GOD

By @fake.disney.facts on tiktok

[nobie]

BRUH IM CACKLING why is this so damn accurate

[theclonewarsbrokeme]

WAIT- He really do be right 

[grantairezee]

[survivyng]

soft marble sculptures appreciation post. 

[shealwaysreads]

i will never not be moved by art like this. by the power of imagination and skill to take stone and make it flesh. to make it human. 

[dutchster]

[thesassyducks]

Ducklings having their first swim 🌼🌸😍 

(Source)

[hungwy]

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

[hungwy]

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

[hungwy]

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

[corvuscrew-deactivated20230509]

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

[hungwy]

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs

[starllex]

a few

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

give or take

[beatlemeat-archive]

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

[chaotickalix-deactivated2021050]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

[touyboxes]

a surprise friend!!

[veresfika]

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

[veresfika]

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

[veresfika]

no more bare tits

[veresfika]

oh shit a bow

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

having a moment

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

[veresfika]

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

[veresfika]

good morning sluts, back to work

[veresfika]

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

[veresfika]

we’re gonna be so pretty

[veresfika]

wig snatched

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

[veresfika]

if I play dead it might goes away

[veresfika]

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

[veresfika]

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

[improveordie]

[veresfika]

I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️

[veresfika]

girl’s night out(ish) 🍻

[arcsin27]

Is she single asking for a friend

[veresfika]

No❤️

[vampirebriar]