i feel stupid when i pray @aloneinnewjersey - Tumblr Blog

I go through life inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.

#ok in response to those tags tho #i was just having battery issues and my check engine light was on #abd when i went to the mechanic he said my battery was fine #and it was just dirty and for some reason that was keeping it from holding a charge #so he cleaned it off and it works fine now #and my check engine light went off #so maybe the water cleared out some gunk or dust or something

not me being constipated asf in this chipotle bathroom! #notmebeingconstipatedasfinthischipotlebathroom

#gnar

pitbolshevik

Weird fact: there's kind of a divide in the car fucker community where the guys (it's all guys) who full on fuck the cars tend to be straight (and accordingly treat the cars as feminine) but the guys who get off on breathing in exhaust fumes/smoke tend to be gay (and accordingly have fantasies about other men revving their cars into their faces). There's definitely something psychosexual going on there.

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losing my mind bcuz i haven’t thrown a party in a year and it really is my one true calling

#gnar

visenyaism

The thing about rewatching riverdale in an ai-dominated world is that you really do appreciate that everything on my television screen truly was handcrafted by a criminally insane inspired gay cinephile

when u as a woman decide to lose weight or go to the gym without the goal of being skinny people’s brains really short circuit. for some reason they can not conceptualize that some women may desire to gain muscle or stay curvy while losing a couple pounds or any combination of the two

#gnar #im thinking abt it bc of how people are reacting to lizzo’s weight loss #and also bc i can think of so many men tha do exactly this with no flack or confusion