This I hope, I believe - here, at memory’s end.

28 | he/him | cis | ffxiv, MtG, leftism, disco elysium, other unorganized nonsense pfp is by @lno408 on twitter

[necromosss]

Yrsa's ARR experience

I didn't share with tumblr about their LONG ASS SLOW BURN because it was also driving me insane on twitter. So basically its:

[sunburnt-brian]

[where-they-raised-me]

Swifties when Taylor looks to the right slightly at the 13 second mark of a new music video while the G note plays: omg this is clearly a hint to TS13 and that the name of the album will start with a G! Our girl loves to give us crumbs!

Swifties when Taylor is spotted hanging out with multiple MAGA supporters within weeks of each other: well that could mean nothing

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[dogpuppy]

[falseknees]

Lake-Side Gallery

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[ponkolo]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[oneheadtoanother]

[worgens]

the best part about chilling in darkshire is the murder mystery RPs

[worgens]

10 years of checking his palse

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[procrastinationstationxx]

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[largishcat]

there will be layoffs

[johannestevans]

librarian who used to be an assassin and retired but sometimes he uses his skills to hunt down late books bc he needs some adventure

tracks a missing college student bc he has an overdue copy of the amber spyglass where he got lost on a hike

literally finds him half-dead in a ditch, ankle broken, but hey, the book in his pack seems fine, so he carries the student back to the nearest visitors centre and to an ambulance, takes the book with him as he goes

college student comes into the library weeks later like "hey i just wanted to thank you for saving my life!" and the librarian is like. uh huh. you owe like £6 quid

"for saving my life???"

"late fees. for the book."

"what book? oh. wait. i forgot abt that"

"i know"