OrKid

I'm just here. I love learning how to exist, I live in Ohio (or do I....?) and I love music. (I feel like I should add, "....and I enjoy long walks on the beach." or something else online-dating-profile-ish). This is my personal Tumblr.

[crimson-chains]

ONLY 5 DAYS LEFT FOR ME AND @kaizuart‘s kickstarter!!! ^^

Go check it out~~~

[drumcorpshero]

Spoopy Season Safety

[massacre-girlypop]

Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you

[miamitu-illust]

he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

angsty bonus:

after a long and heartfelt hug he and Iroh had The Talk™ gay edition

[electronicgallery]

Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings At Home, Gets 30 New Impressive Photos

It appears that boredom lies behind the most creative ideas. That's why quarantine has produced some of the most entertaining activities. One of them is the Getty Museum challenge, that so many of you have already seen in our previous article here.

[delphinidin4]

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

[whatt-to-do]

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

[battlestar-royco]

here have 10 pieces of writing advice that have stuck with me over the years

every character’s first line should be an introduction to who they are as a person

even if you only wrote one sentence on a really bad day, that’s still one sentence more than you had yesterday

exercise restraint when using swear words and extra punctuation in order for them to pack a punch when you do use them

if your characters have to kiss to show they’re in love, then they’re not in love

make every scene interesting (or make every scene your favorite scene), otherwise your readers will be just as bored as you

if you’re stuck on a scene, delete the last line you wrote and go in a different direction, or leave in brackets as placeholders

don’t compare your first draft to published books that could be anywhere from 3rd to 103rd drafts

i promise you the story you want to tell can fit into 100k words or less

sometimes the book isn’t working because it’s not ready to be written or you’re not ready to write it yet; let it marinate for a bit so the idea can develop as you become a better writer

a story written in chronological order takes a lot more discipline and is usually easier to understand than a story written with flashbacks

[fivetail]

bitch you lack so much class marx declared you a utopia

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[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[ratliker1917]

Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.

[icantpayattentiontoanything-dea]

I have many problems, but my playlist is not one of them

[the-darklings]

me: “I love being a writer.”

me, whenever I write:

[hexalt]

my spotify playlists

they’re all huge and meant to just be put on shuffle.

relax - songs for when you just woke up, are really tired, getting ready to unwind, or chilling. [ ft. yaeji, erykah badu, noname, raveena, and more ]

late night vibes - once the sun goes down, this is the mood. [ ft. digitalism, little boots, kaskade, rihanna, and more ]

girls bite back - girls singing, rapping, writing, playing instruments, making good ass music. [ ft. beyonce, junglepussy, lizzo, kali uchis, and more ]

bad & bruja - one taste of their poison & you’ll feel that it belongs nowhere else but your veins. the blood that stains the lines of their palms can give life or death, monsters have awoken at their feet & others found their graves. [ ft. siouxsie and the banshees, regina spektor, princess nokia, cocorosie, and more ]

💾 cyberpunk - she sits cramped in a dark room, face illuminated by monitors, binary codes flowing through her blood. she’s apathetic to much, a byproduct of losing some of your humanity to machinery, but it enables her to infiltrate systems easily and accomplish what she sets out to do. [ ft. janelle monae, tinashe, daft punk, vangelis, and more ]

🥀 angst - for bad bitches who be ragin [ ft. nirvana, rico nasty, hole, sneaks, and more ]

sad songs - for when you’re paralyzed in bed & sad as hell. [ ft. daughter, sia, garbage, mitski, and more ]

happy, wild & free - songs for getting happy, dancing around, & being generally upbeat to. [ ft. little dragon, anderson .paak, lizzo, calvin harris, and more ]

summer - mango slices, heavy air, shining in the sunlight, piraguas, linen, road trips & frozen lemonade. [ ft. powers, mariah carey, m.i.a., solange, and more ]

drive - for driving with the windows down. [ ft. the pharcyde, cake, phantogram, studio killers, and more ]

[maxkirin]

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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[rifa]

HELLO

[writerofscreen]

Words to use instead of “very” . Useful in a polish among other things.

Thanks to TVWriter.com

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.

[snubbin]

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Please watch this.

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

[wereralph]

the photoset really didn’t do this scene justice im yelling