Yes, Sir?

Indie RP Blog for Meghan, Handsome Jack's personal assistant. [In a trio of IGN videos, so kinda not-canon but shhh she's whatever you need her to be.] Sideblog of kidsisterextraordinaire.

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blightedbyeridium:

aka my favorite audio file in the world

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I, Krystal, would happily give Meg Angel. Jack on the other hand, might let Meg babysit Angel one (1) time in an au where Angel is younger when Jack takes over.

Accuracy woundin’ me over here--Fate is cruel and never is Meg to look after the tiniest, cutest of baby sirens(Also sincere prayers for a Meg who doesn’t know him well yet and is saddled with this EXTREMELY Important Child, the most nervewracking few hours of her entire life)

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Decided doodle today the family which voices followed me during all Borderlands 2… what a nostalgia!

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Gently, carefully, contemplates dusting off and re-polishing this blog Meg misses the limelight

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Why Why demons

Can just one week pass without incident

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jack’s dumb princess shirt gives me life

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A little thank you drawing for @youareabandit for helping me with my homework so much xD and @aloyalemployee since she’s the most precious meg ever

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drtub :

Commander MEG AND LORD JACKASS :3 

a little something for @youareabandit and @aloyalemployee

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@aloyalemployee @youareabandit

FOR CONTEXT  , the bit leading up to the quote starts exactly at the eleven minute mark, 11:23 to get right to it

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starfleetspectre:

come over here and give your ol’ buddy jack a blowjob hug

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handsomesgrandma:

⨯⨯  ❝ Don’t tell him. It will be a surprise. ❞

“R...ight. Won’t do, then.”

Is she a mind reader?

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To tell Jack his grandmother is here, or not to tell him. What a painful set of options.

His grandmother put him in a tense mood.

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starfleetspectre:

drunk sketching stuff

ahh, been a while since i’ve done that

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necessaryocthings:

describe your oc’s backstory in the shittiest way you can imagine

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“Oh soldier, you’re so great!” “Come on, Lady, I’m not that cool…”

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“I’m his PA, I’d know the ‘Alpha Jack’ better than anyone, wouldn’t I?”

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i luv timmy