l'enfer, c'est les autres @alpaca-znack - Tumblr Blog

mood: drinking tequila and grapefruit la croix while watching serial killer biographies on youtube in my bed.

you know, if you asked me when i was 15 what i imagined my life would be like when i was 25... i would definitely not have said any of those things. although i did have cheese fries at in-n-out and proceed the mall where i bought deluxe fake eyelashes... and 15 year old me would have certainly believed that so...

i’m gonna go ahead and call it a draw

#whatever #im drunk

Welcome back to the wonderful(ish) world of tumblr

thanks fam.

*gets on tumblr for the first time in like a year*

wow, the fact that shark week has an aftershow each night called ‘Shark After Dark’ just wow.

friendly reminder to all who care - i am not dead

sumflora

my phone: Storage Almost Full

me: be quiet

thebestoftumbling

ffucjkkkkk

this is so GOOD and PUre

itsonlyyforever

my heart is exploding this is just the best thing ever

tsenni

stickynutjuice

sometimes when i feel sad, i think back to that one time i got into a legitimate argument with a dude i hooked up with because he refused to believe my tits weren’t fake.

Hey, you're back! I was a little afraid as it was unusually quiet…

Yeah I’m like never on here anymore. I think I’ve outgrown this platform a bit.

#Anonymous

Back with a vengeance, yall!

#pls die in a hole

kevinfranzisamonster

greglestrade

do you ever rip a bit of skin from your lip but it turns out to be a really big bit and you’re like shouldn’t have done that… shouldn’t have done that

bitchcicle

My favorite misconception about bisexuality is that bi people are half straight half gay as if I walk around in my straight form but then spot a fine honey and dive behind a bush shouting “I’M GOING GAY” and roll out on the other side with a flannel on and the entire discography of Ani Difranco in my back pocket

lenawithdalens-deactivated20190

itsduonne-deactivated20150720

when men refuse to acknowledge that their experiences as men in this society have shaped their viewpoints of society?????? and then go off on me because i get heated that theyre denying that women’s experiences in the online dating world are inherently different????????? simply because they are women???????????

like i’m not asking you to feel bad about it, just fucking acknowledge that your being a dude makes your fucking experience DIFFERENT! don’t be a fucking turd and say “I find it easier to laugh at those who resort to verbal abuse online than to be bothered by it, just don't take it to heart, it’s that easy!”

oh really bud? did you have a suitor threaten to rape you in graphic detail when you rejected their advances? BECAUSE I HAVE! NO LESS THAN A DOZEN TIMES!

grumble.