Sometimes Cute And Stupid Are Enough

they/them, 30, haven’t been here in a loooong time but here we are

[bleachersgirl]

awesome

[parasitoidism]

The “boy cats love you more than girl cats” thing is such an insane thing to believe we gotta kill ppl for saying that

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[milfsisyphus]

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

[kropotkindersurprise]

November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

[liass-21]

the authors note of all time

[argentavis]

from the anthony new mexico library

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bananaquilava]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

[gunsandfireandshit]

[killwizard]

Jimmy Budgett

[thehotgirlproject]

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

[just-shower-thoughts]

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

[pankendev]

[socialmaya]

[froutsuip]

Baby elephant seal vs adult elephant seal

[thenerdyalchemist]

Lonk

[artbylittlebug]

Absolutely awful

[cryptotheism]

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[teobug]

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle