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decomposedmaw

Rainy

anais-mirliaz

frolicking with mama :)

lonerslothful

"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine

trans-seraphim

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

yuliangs

doing my part by being in my 20s and not getting married HOLD THE LINE

valtsv

[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

milfsisyphus

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

q-soc-official

not to brag but i went through a whole bus journey with no music #monklife #catholicism #iamclosertogodthanyou

visenyaism

you used to wear newspapers in your shoes.

visenyaism

#:(

orphetoon

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

geryone

What tumblr fails to grasp is that I’m not interested in community groups for the things I like because fans of my favorite things are often very wrong about them

milfsisyphus

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

stuckinapril

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

fluorescentbrains

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors