Her Early Blooms A Flower, But Only So An Hour.

Alpha or Alexei | Any, perfer he/xe/they | Ace Lesbian | my gender is unknown even to me | If you support pirating books don’t even interact and know that I hate your guts :) #fuckbookpirates | Johnny Cade deserved better

[dallaswinstons]

“my child is fine!”

your child is hyperfixated on the outsiders 

[sofnaskinder]

Proud creature for all my fellow lesbians

[spicener]

BLOOD WARNING

Inspired by that one mizisua art by froggy_thxbest on twt

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 45

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Nick Carraway (The Great Gatsby)

Scorponok (Transformers)

Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

Voting ended onMay 22

PROPAGANDA:

[Nick]

"Sad boy needs Jay's baby in him. Let him have a son to look after about seven months after Jay dies."

[Scorponok]

"Actually gets canon pregnant with a robot/humanoid hybrid he created himself. He literally had no reason to actually incubate it inside his own body but he did it anyway. His baby gets stolen btw, but don't worry it's in better hands bc it has a cool and kindhearted dinosaur father now instead of a mad scientist scorpion father."

[Atticus]

"I know they said he has a wife and all but I honestly don’t believe it. That man birthed his kids himself and he should have more."

[alpha-aurigae2]

Listen Nick Carraway absolutely needs to be pregnant with Gatsby’s child. It is needed- he needs to be pregnant. It’s what he wants and deserves. Just get the Gatsby baby in him.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 124

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

King Randolph (Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses)

Qifrey (Witch Hat Atelier)

Voting ended onMay 3

PROPAGANDA:

[King Randolph]

"LISTEN HEAR ME OUT!

This man loves his kids so much. He has 12 daughters. That's so fucking many. But also. He's a widower. And the youngest of his daughters (the triplets, Janessa, Kathleen, and Lacey) don't seem to remember their mother at all. 🤨

The only canon ages we have in the movie are that Genevieve (Barbie's character) is 16 and the triplets turn 5 in the movie. Genevieve is the 7th daughter, and the only birth between her and the triplets is the twins, Isla and Hadley. There's a popular headcanon chart for the princesses ages that says the twins are 13 and I'd be inclined to agree that they look 12 or 13.

BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ISLA AND HADLEY REMEMBER THEIR MOTHER AND JANESSA AND KATHLEEN AND LACEY DON'T??? All answers point to King Randolph having birthed the triplets, if not many other of his daughters.

SURE it could just be that Queen Isabella died in childbirth when the triplets were born and that's why they don't remember her but YOU'RE TELLING ME SHE HAD NINE HEALTHY PREGNANCIES, THE LATTER TWO OF WHICH WERE MULTIPLES???? Ain't no way. Randolph and Isabella were in on it together.

P.S. This is my favorite Barbie movie I just want you to know."

[Qifrey]

"BECAUSE!! LOOK AT HIM!! also hes a good dad. :D"

[gwyniefawn]

EVERYONE PLEASE FUCKING VOTE QIFREY PLEASE I CANT I NEED ONE OF THE WHA GUYS PREGNANT AND OLLY LOST HIS POLL I AM SO DESPRATE

GO WHA FANDOM PLEASE

[gwyniefawn]

The mood of my week rides solely on this decision qifrey needs to win

JUST LOOK AT THE PURE CUNT THIS MAN RADIATES HES SO MPREGABLE

THE STRESS OF PREGNANCY WOULD LITERALLY KEEP HIM ALIVE IYKYK

AND LOOK AT HIS FAMILY

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME PLEASE

[gwyniefawn]

If qifrey loses I will eat my second copy of volume six of the manga, or set it on fire.

I’m sick as fuck rn and if qifrey loses i will never recover

I will fucking write a poem for qifrey to win if I must, a limerick perchance

[gwyniefawn]

That’s it I’m eating the fucking book

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 124

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

King Randolph (Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses)

Qifrey (Witch Hat Atelier)

Voting ended onMay 3

PROPAGANDA:

[King Randolph]

"LISTEN HEAR ME OUT!

This man loves his kids so much. He has 12 daughters. That's so fucking many. But also. He's a widower. And the youngest of his daughters (the triplets, Janessa, Kathleen, and Lacey) don't seem to remember their mother at all. 🤨

The only canon ages we have in the movie are that Genevieve (Barbie's character) is 16 and the triplets turn 5 in the movie. Genevieve is the 7th daughter, and the only birth between her and the triplets is the twins, Isla and Hadley. There's a popular headcanon chart for the princesses ages that says the twins are 13 and I'd be inclined to agree that they look 12 or 13.

BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ISLA AND HADLEY REMEMBER THEIR MOTHER AND JANESSA AND KATHLEEN AND LACEY DON'T??? All answers point to King Randolph having birthed the triplets, if not many other of his daughters.

SURE it could just be that Queen Isabella died in childbirth when the triplets were born and that's why they don't remember her but YOU'RE TELLING ME SHE HAD NINE HEALTHY PREGNANCIES, THE LATTER TWO OF WHICH WERE MULTIPLES???? Ain't no way. Randolph and Isabella were in on it together.

P.S. This is my favorite Barbie movie I just want you to know."

[Qifrey]

"BECAUSE!! LOOK AT HIM!! also hes a good dad. :D"

[alpha-aurigae2]

Come on guys we need to make sure Qifrey gets pregnant it’s gonna be so good for him for (spoilers)

[stealingpotatoes]

and here's a closeup of the legend himself banging out the tunes <3

[plangentia]

20 years of neil !!!

[cyberdreamz]

It's time for neil to bang out the tunes again

[bweirdart]

happy neil day (20th anniversary edition?!?!!)

past years neils:

[therizinosaurus--cheloniformis]

Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!

More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:

20 years.

I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.

<3 love you Neil!!!!

[alpha-aurigae2]

Item: The Glowing Code Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game can you not complete without cheat codes?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Fallout 4. Searching for adhesive is a drag and I like exploring. Just give me the glue.

[alpha-aurigae2]

Item: Your First Video Game Rarity: ⏶ Common

What was your first video game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I don’t really remember, but probably Minecraft.

[alpha-aurigae2]

Item: A Fancy Mirror Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Which video game character do you most identify with (and why, if you like)?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I’ll say Athena Cykes from Ace Attorney. Idk why.

[alpha-aurigae2]

Item: The Golden Egg Rarity: ✷ Epic

What's the best video game easter egg you've ever found?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I have no idea.

[alpha-aurigae2]

Item: The Scream Rarity: ⏶ Common

What is the scariest game you've ever played?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Ha ha… I’m a horror movie fan but I’m an absolute wimp when it comes to horror games.

I’ll just say Until Dawn. I didn’t finish it because I was so anxious about getting the characters killed. I’m a wimp.

[alpha-aurigae2]

Item: The Memory Squeegee Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game would you erase from your memory just to experience it for the first time again?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Either Our Life: Beginning and Always or Stardew Valley