Her Early Blooms A Flower, But Only So An Hour.

Alpha or Alexei | Any, perfer he/xe/they | Ace Lesbian | my gender is unknown even to me | If you support pirating books don’t even interact and know that I hate your guts :) #fuckbookpirates | Johnny Cade deserved better

[dallaswinstons]

“my child is fine!”

your child is hyperfixated on the outsiders 

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[t4timekeeper]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[insuredgecko]

[ID: The first image is an edited tumblr post reading:

gothdrool: ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

cub2: FUCK this post and happy birthday Candace Flynn

The second image is a screenshot from Phineas and Ferb showing a calendar with July 11th marked as Candace’s birthday. End ID.]

happy birthday queen

[kittydragondraws]

Candace shares a birthday with Dashcon

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[snowrinrin]

got into ace attorney 👍

[purpleviper22]

People seemed to really like my Stickmin rendition of RT so I made a whole sheet for him :)

[purpleviper22]

Behold. John Stickmin

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

I’m so happy that BOTH Pheonix and Miles lasted this long. They can both be pregnant together.

Tandem pregnancy <3

[sofnaskinder]

Proud creature for all my fellow lesbians

[sp1enn]

BLOOD WARNING

Inspired by that one mizisua art by froggy_thxbest on twt

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 45

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Nick Carraway (The Great Gatsby)

Scorponok (Transformers)

Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

Voting ended onMay 22

PROPAGANDA:

[Nick]

"Sad boy needs Jay's baby in him. Let him have a son to look after about seven months after Jay dies."

[Scorponok]

"Actually gets canon pregnant with a robot/humanoid hybrid he created himself. He literally had no reason to actually incubate it inside his own body but he did it anyway. His baby gets stolen btw, but don't worry it's in better hands bc it has a cool and kindhearted dinosaur father now instead of a mad scientist scorpion father."

[Atticus]

"I know they said he has a wife and all but I honestly don’t believe it. That man birthed his kids himself and he should have more."

[alpha-aurigae2]

Listen Nick Carraway absolutely needs to be pregnant with Gatsby’s child. It is needed- he needs to be pregnant. It’s what he wants and deserves. Just get the Gatsby baby in him.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 124

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

King Randolph (Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses)

Qifrey (Witch Hat Atelier)

Voting ended onMay 3

PROPAGANDA:

[King Randolph]

"LISTEN HEAR ME OUT!

This man loves his kids so much. He has 12 daughters. That's so fucking many. But also. He's a widower. And the youngest of his daughters (the triplets, Janessa, Kathleen, and Lacey) don't seem to remember their mother at all. 🤨

The only canon ages we have in the movie are that Genevieve (Barbie's character) is 16 and the triplets turn 5 in the movie. Genevieve is the 7th daughter, and the only birth between her and the triplets is the twins, Isla and Hadley. There's a popular headcanon chart for the princesses ages that says the twins are 13 and I'd be inclined to agree that they look 12 or 13.

BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ISLA AND HADLEY REMEMBER THEIR MOTHER AND JANESSA AND KATHLEEN AND LACEY DON'T??? All answers point to King Randolph having birthed the triplets, if not many other of his daughters.

SURE it could just be that Queen Isabella died in childbirth when the triplets were born and that's why they don't remember her but YOU'RE TELLING ME SHE HAD NINE HEALTHY PREGNANCIES, THE LATTER TWO OF WHICH WERE MULTIPLES???? Ain't no way. Randolph and Isabella were in on it together.

P.S. This is my favorite Barbie movie I just want you to know."

[Qifrey]

"BECAUSE!! LOOK AT HIM!! also hes a good dad. :D"

[gwyniefawn]

EVERYONE PLEASE FUCKING VOTE QIFREY PLEASE I CANT I NEED ONE OF THE WHA GUYS PREGNANT AND OLLY LOST HIS POLL I AM SO DESPRATE

GO WHA FANDOM PLEASE

[gwyniefawn]

The mood of my week rides solely on this decision qifrey needs to win

JUST LOOK AT THE PURE CUNT THIS MAN RADIATES HES SO MPREGABLE

THE STRESS OF PREGNANCY WOULD LITERALLY KEEP HIM ALIVE IYKYK

AND LOOK AT HIS FAMILY

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME PLEASE

[gwyniefawn]

If qifrey loses I will eat my second copy of volume six of the manga, or set it on fire.

I’m sick as fuck rn and if qifrey loses i will never recover

I will fucking write a poem for qifrey to win if I must, a limerick perchance

[gwyniefawn]

That’s it I’m eating the fucking book

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 124

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

King Randolph (Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses)

Qifrey (Witch Hat Atelier)

Voting ended onMay 3

PROPAGANDA:

[King Randolph]

"LISTEN HEAR ME OUT!

This man loves his kids so much. He has 12 daughters. That's so fucking many. But also. He's a widower. And the youngest of his daughters (the triplets, Janessa, Kathleen, and Lacey) don't seem to remember their mother at all. 🤨

The only canon ages we have in the movie are that Genevieve (Barbie's character) is 16 and the triplets turn 5 in the movie. Genevieve is the 7th daughter, and the only birth between her and the triplets is the twins, Isla and Hadley. There's a popular headcanon chart for the princesses ages that says the twins are 13 and I'd be inclined to agree that they look 12 or 13.

BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ISLA AND HADLEY REMEMBER THEIR MOTHER AND JANESSA AND KATHLEEN AND LACEY DON'T??? All answers point to King Randolph having birthed the triplets, if not many other of his daughters.

SURE it could just be that Queen Isabella died in childbirth when the triplets were born and that's why they don't remember her but YOU'RE TELLING ME SHE HAD NINE HEALTHY PREGNANCIES, THE LATTER TWO OF WHICH WERE MULTIPLES???? Ain't no way. Randolph and Isabella were in on it together.

P.S. This is my favorite Barbie movie I just want you to know."

[Qifrey]

"BECAUSE!! LOOK AT HIM!! also hes a good dad. :D"

[alpha-aurigae2]

Come on guys we need to make sure Qifrey gets pregnant it’s gonna be so good for him for (spoilers)

[stealingpotatoes]

and here's a closeup of the legend himself banging out the tunes <3

[plangentia]

20 years of neil !!!

[cyberdreamz]

It's time for neil to bang out the tunes again

[bweirdart]

happy neil day (20th anniversary edition?!?!!)

past years neils: