Anti-Dallon Was Right

Tanner 22 SpanixA!Dallon Certified Alpha Blog

[alphadallons]

Good evening Alphas. Remember to rise and grind.

This blog is a blog for REAL MEN who understand that Anti-Dallon (also called A!Dallon by me) is NOT the villain the fandom makes him out to be, and Spanicopida is misguided.

She does NOT understand the meaning of alpha.

As for me:

My name is Tanner (also called Tan) and I'm 22 years old.

I'm a guy. I don't fuck around with that pronoun shit.

I play drums as a hobby.

My favorite STV characters are A!Dallon, A!Binary, and Below.

Spani apologists gtfo

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Alright, I’ve finished grading all of your posts for the first assignment. Here are your scores:

@adhdkada - F - Incomplete

@binaryapologist - F - Incomplete

@alphadallons - F - What the fuck?!

@another-spani-kinnie - F - Incomplete

@spanixdallon4lyfe - Not Graded - Granted Extension

Terrible work everyone. You all suck at this (except you Levi, you still have a chance to not fuck this up). I’ll give all of you a break before assignment two to reflect on where you all went wrong.

[alphadallons]

You're the one who went wrong here. So deluded by woke pronouns you can't even see how right I am.

[alphadallons]

Btw taking recommendations for my workout playlist. So far I have lots of Drake, Lil Wayne, and Post Malone so maybe something different but still good to get hyped to.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Cavetown?

[alphadallons]

Boys Will Be Bugs has been added to the playlist.

[alphadallons]

Btw taking recommendations for my workout playlist. So far I have lots of Drake, Lil Wayne, and Post Malone so maybe something different but still good to get hyped to.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Ok I’m starting to run out of good stv posts. Guys y’all need to initiate more, I can’t run this fandom by myself! But since you guys seem to be struggling, I’ll happily take up a guiding role for you all until you get the hang of it! <3

Your assignment is simple: make a post about Karkat. Anything from an analysis of his character to a silly shitpost, whatever you think of. No word limit! Remember to tag any triggering content! This is due by tomorrow at 11:59 PM.

[alphadallons]

Karkat is made up of roughly 50% loserness and 50% cringeness.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Daily Karkat appreciation post. <3

[alphadallons]

Karkat appreciation post cancelled.

Daily A!Dallon appreciation post, and a reminder for all alphas to rise and grind 😈

[alphadallons]

My roommate thinks I'm weird for looking up pics of shirtless men as a preworkout??? Wtf. It's normal to have other alphas as workout goals and looking at shirtless men as workout goals isn't weird at all.

Some people just don't understand the alpha grindset.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Everyone in scrimblo torture vortex is non-binary and uses they/them except anti-binary who uses he/him send post

[alphadallons]

A!Binary and A!Dallon and Below are ALL alphas who don't do pronouns and shit.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Oh yea? What’s with this then?

[alphadallons]

And?? What does that have to do with anything?

[karkat-torture-vortex]

If you look with your eyeballs, you would see that I circled the gendered third person pronouns which you used to refer to anti binary and anti dallon. Clearly you do in fact use pronouns for them.

[alphadallons]

You circled a bunch of random words. At this point you're so desperate for an argument you're bringing up random unrelated shit. Typical Spani fan 🙄

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Have you ever taken an elementary school English class

[alphadallons]

Of course I have. I'm in college, unlike you braindead beta Karkat likers.

[spanixdallon4lyfe]

omg i'm on collage too!! whats ur major? i bet ur majoring in being a fucking asshole <3

[alphadallons]

I'm surprised a Sp*ni fan like you made it past the first grade.

[adhdkada]

omg i use piccollage too!! and levi is WAY past the first grade probably

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Well… maybe.

[binaryapologist]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[karkat-torture-vortex]

No??? That’s illegal????

[adhdkada]

where do you live?? its legal here in ohio...

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Nice try, I’m not gonna dox myself over this

[spanixdallon4lyfe]

but karkat would skoke weed. ive seen it

[binaryapologist]

this is true ⬆

[karkat-torture-vortex]

No the fuck he would not! Only reason I could possibly see that is if someone like Binary forced him too!

[binaryapologist]

holding a gun to karkat's head to make him smoke weed

[alphadallons]

Holding a gun to Karkat's head to make him behave like an alpha

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Ok I’m bored my pronouns are he/him again.

[binaryapologist]

so do you think kada is a woman again

[alphadallons]

Probably. Typical low intelligence Karkat fan.

[binaryapologist]

imma be honest. i don't feel great that the only other person i've seen here whose fave is binary is an mra type

[alphadallons]

A!Binary is an alpha character. It's only natural to idolize his alpha behavior and characteristics.

[binaryapologist]

okay but thats like really boring??? he has such a dominant personality, being an alpha ends up being really cliche. i think an alpha kada and ESPECIALLY alpha karkat is more interesting

[alphadallons]

They lack the characteristics and strong will of an alpha. They're beta losers and A!Binary is an alpha.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Everyone in scrimblo torture vortex is non-binary and uses they/them except anti-binary who uses he/him send post

[alphadallons]

A!Binary and A!Dallon and Below are ALL alphas who don't do pronouns and shit.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Oh yea? What’s with this then?

[alphadallons]

And?? What does that have to do with anything?

[karkat-torture-vortex]

If you look with your eyeballs, you would see that I circled the gendered third person pronouns which you used to refer to anti binary and anti dallon. Clearly you do in fact use pronouns for them.

[alphadallons]

You circled a bunch of random words. At this point you're so desperate for an argument you're bringing up random unrelated shit. Typical Spani fan 🙄

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Have you ever taken an elementary school English class

[alphadallons]

Of course I have. I'm in college, unlike you braindead beta Karkat likers.

[spanixdallon4lyfe]

omg i'm on collage too!! whats ur major? i bet ur majoring in being a fucking asshole <3

[alphadallons]

I'm surprised a Sp*ni fan like you made it past the first grade.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Everyone in scrimblo torture vortex is non-binary and uses they/them except anti-binary who uses he/him send post

[alphadallons]

A!Binary and A!Dallon and Below are ALL alphas who don't do pronouns and shit.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Oh yea? What’s with this then?

[alphadallons]

And?? What does that have to do with anything?

[karkat-torture-vortex]

If you look with your eyeballs, you would see that I circled the gendered third person pronouns which you used to refer to anti binary and anti dallon. Clearly you do in fact use pronouns for them.

[alphadallons]

You circled a bunch of random words. At this point you're so desperate for an argument you're bringing up random unrelated shit. Typical Spani fan 🙄

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Have you ever taken an elementary school English class

[alphadallons]

Of course I have. I'm in college, unlike you braindead beta Karkat likers.

[alphadallons]

Thinking about A!Dallon's horrible mistreatment in the series gives me the energy to get all my daily reps in.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Everyone in scrimblo torture vortex is non-binary and uses they/them except anti-binary who uses he/him send post

[alphadallons]

A!Binary and A!Dallon and Below are ALL alphas who don't do pronouns and shit.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Oh yea? What’s with this then?

[alphadallons]

And?? What does that have to do with anything?

[karkat-torture-vortex]

If you look with your eyeballs, you would see that I circled the gendered third person pronouns which you used to refer to anti binary and anti dallon. Clearly you do in fact use pronouns for them.

[alphadallons]

You circled a bunch of random words. At this point you're so desperate for an argument you're bringing up random unrelated shit. Typical Spani fan 🙄

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Everyone in scrimblo torture vortex is non-binary and uses they/them except anti-binary who uses he/him send post

[alphadallons]

A!Binary and A!Dallon and Below are ALL alphas who don't do pronouns and shit.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Oh yea? What’s with this then?

[alphadallons]

And?? What does that have to do with anything?

[karkat-torture-vortex]

Everyone in scrimblo torture vortex is non-binary and uses they/them except anti-binary who uses he/him send post

[alphadallons]

A!Binary and A!Dallon and Below are ALL alphas who don't do pronouns and shit.

[karkat-torture-vortex]

I’ve been doing some thinking, and I decided to write out why Karkat would definitely be a transmed and hate tucutes 🥰

We know that Karkat was a child soldier against an evil corporation. He’s been through a lot and obviously knows how serious the real world is. He’d understand the corruption of tucute rhetoric and how it’s harmed the lgbt community just as he saw through the strex corp bullshit, and he would not stand for it! Also, his wife Kada is a scientist; she also would obviously know the science and be a transmed. Obviously, no transmed would marry a tucute, so of course Karkat is a transmed as well. Karkat is also a caring and compassionate person and would see how tucute bs is causing so much harm to real transsexuals and would never put up with it. Just look at those kind pixels in his sprite; he could never be so selfish as to be a tucute.

Karkat wouldn’t kick me out of trans support groups. Karkat wouldn’t harass and stalk me and tell me to die. Karkat would get me. He does get me. <3

[spanixdallon4lyfe]

[alphadallons]

Karkat is gay wtf are you talking about

[karkat-torture-vortex]

He’s bi??? Quit erasing that. God, this fandom… Also I don’t see why that matters here.

[binaryapologist]

no he's gay. i asked him

[alphadallons]

Exactly. You're outnumbered 2-1.