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Rose Lalonde 28/female/Earth. Your name is ROSE LALONDE, and you are a morher to be, or at least that is what your visions tell you. (( Independent Rose Lalonde rp blog for homestuck, No Sburb! meaning no condesce either!Multiverse/Multiship Mun is: Calypso)) icon credit to timblr user waywardking.tumblr.com

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Reblog if I can straight up ask you for a RP.

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So many of you I wanna ask!

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gamer gf vs goth gf

fight

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why would they fight? they love each other? 

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i had to draw it _(:3」∠)_

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Hello

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HOW BIG?

Fairly big.

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Thick Thigh Thursday

Ask questions about the booty!

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Cleavage is like the sun. You take a look at it but you don’t stare at it.

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I will always read the numbers in a text in my native language, even though the rest of the text is in English

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Send “HOT DAMN” if my muse get’s your muse hot and bothered.

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I return once more.

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Good morning dear. :)

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I Missed You So Muc)(!!!!!!!!!!!!

)(ow Are You??????????????

)(ow Was Your Trip???????????

Did You )(ave Fun?????????

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My apologies for being gone so long.

But it was nice, I definitely needed it to relax from everything.

I did have fun.

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I return once more.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good morning dear. :)

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I return once more.

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Well, I'm beginning to think this might have been a useless endeavor.

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“What are you twelve” Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

[ohmightysmiter]

Having a sibling is either “we ride together we die together” or “no officer I’ve never seen that person before in my life” there is no in between.

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And sometimes which one it is depends on the day

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@bonerisms

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some language tips for those who aren’t native speakers (or, y’know, whomever)

saw = past tense of “see”

woman = singular

women = plural

through = between or in the middle of something, threw = past tense of throw; to toss

its =possessive form

it’s = contraction meaning “it is”

then = a point in time, e.g. “back then”

than = a basis of comparison, e.g. “smarter than” “greater than”

we’re = contraction for “we are”

were = to be something, in the past tense, e.g. “they were singing”

wear = as in an article of clothing

ware = something for sale or of a particular product, e.g. “silverware” “alien ware”

won’t = contraction meaning “will not”

wont = prone to a certain behavior or action, e.g. “he was wont to getting up before dawn”

loose = something that is not tight

lose = defeat, the opposite of winning

their = possessive plural, e.g. “it was their turn” 

there = a specification of positions, e.g. “over there”

they’re = contraction meaning “they are”

and here is a list of other words that might be confusing and are often mixed up

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I finally return after months and not a soul wishes to speak.

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