DON'T PANIC

Returning from the depths and leaving my blog in its original antique state of cringe because it feels wrong to change it. They/them

[alphardsbitch]

Convinced myself I have a genetic vascular structural abnormality responsible for the medically significant frequency of my nosebleeds

[memeuplift]

[uncle-cazador]

[quasi-normalcy]

This reminds me of the time that my violin tutor talked me into performing in a recital only about three months after I had started playing; but she didn't tell me that almost everyone else performing was a kid. And there was some seven-year-old playing the same piece as me, but he screwed it up and I was like "Yeah!!"

I was 30 at the time.

[alphardsbitch]

I want to feel the peace of an old white liberal who smoothed out their brain with the shittiest weed imaginable in the 70s and then worked at IBM for 50 years. I want to create my own unique microreligion (it’s just Buddhism with no cultural elements) and advertise it on Facebook. I want my mindscape to look like a mildly subversive mini-golf course. I need a fucking break

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[alphardsbitch]

Never give up on finding ur match yall I was just looking through the quotes in my phone and found one from my wife: “Whenever you argue with strangers on the internet it’s honestly very hot, because you’re very verbose.” There is TRULY somebody out there for everybody

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[cutecipher]

[strange-aeons]

My greatest advice to aspiring cat owners is to never buy them expensive or elaborate toys because you have no control over what they choose to find entertaining. It will almost always be so dumb.

[strange-aeons]

What would inspire me to post this right now? Well of course. It's because of his water #hisboilingwater

[strange-aeons]

#water fan club

#reblogtobeboiled

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[jenny-holzer]

[sexhaver]

i think about this a lot

[alphardsbitch]

Everything I don’t like that ppl who share the same overarching political philosophies as me do is an op and also if the ppl are annoying they’re an op too

[foreveriallyzombified]

i had a nightmare last night madonna lady gaga (all one person in this dream like a fusion) released a single called “PUNANI” and it the music video was just her squatting in different places across the world with the exact same framing with no underwear, with everything shown but the like. inside labia part was painstakingly and specifically censored with huge white lines. but the clitoris and holes and everything were perfectly visible and the video was playing on all TV’s constantly during the olympics. i was on a date with a guy i like and it turned on in the restaurant and the lyrics were like “infected punani sweet punani sour punani” just listing different adjectives some of which were really disgusting or medically concerning and i was like Hey man can you turn this off? and the waiter did but then like. later in the dream (we were walking around in hollywood and holding hands) the song came on again and i had to pretend to think it’s fine to not come off like. a prude.

the thing is PUNANI (2021) by madonna lady gaga was an extremely minor part of the dream. the main thing was i was trying to take the guy around town but there was a Blackwater type independent contractor army protecting almost every store and would point guns at us and they were also wh*te supr*macists and would make comments about us as we walked along. punani was just like. completely unquestioned in-universe lore. that ther song was released and everyone was ok with it

[foreveriallyzombified]

the song itself kind of sounded like technologic by daft punk

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You