Chief Posting Officer

OOC Sideblog portal. Not the Primarch of the Alpha Legion. Pro-Palestine. Anti-Israel. He/It. 31.

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From now on this blog will be for my OOC/Politics/Shitposting.

Please direct all Legion inquiries to:

@alpharius-official-40k

[segamascott]

i see trees of green... red roses too...

[captain-price-returns]

A foreign PM and wanted war criminal warns the US that he has deployed armed forces on its soil to act against its law and against its laws, police and army.

[quasi-normalcy]

I remember back when shifting political power from wealthy owners to the public was known as "democracy"

[quasi-normalcy]

Untold suffering of billions of people is the price that we pay to maintain the satanic fantasy that some people are better than others.

[segamascott]

[psych-is-the-name]

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

[cipher-of-the-round-table]

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

[cyberpriestess]

including the weird weird trannies

is your blog a safe space for freaks, deviants, cringe failgirls, transfems you find personally annoying, transfems who are Loud and Opinionated, is it safe for all of us ?

[frostops]

“You can’t use she/her pronouns for a character who hasn’t come out yet” I’m gonna start she/herring cis men in real life now. It’s the fault of everyone who says that shit.

[alpharius-official-unofficial]

Fun side benefit to this is occasionally you get to watch her face briefly light up in inexplicable (to her) happiness.

[captain-price-returns]

[pjackk]

TF DO I GET THE FOOD OUT

[joyous-bunnies]

hi! yay-bunnies here. i got banned unfortunately. can u spread my bunnyspores?

[moofahdrome]

follow my bunnies. look at my bunnies. pet pet pat pat my bunnies. do it for bunnies every where

[joyous-bunnies]

[missstrogen]

The beautiful bunnies.... Follow the bunnyies?

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[homunculus-argument]

Literally no reason for a guy to be over 5'7". That's just wasteful use of biomass. You had enough material to make four dudes and instead you made three. That thing is blocking an entire isle in the grocery store.

[homunculus-argument]

I know it's pronounced ayol but you're not making me make a third guess about how you're supposed to spell that shit.

[materassassino]

An isle is an island.

An aisle is a walkway between seats or shelves in a church, shop or on a mode of transport.

They're pronounced the same but spelt differently, meaning they're homophones.

[homunculus-argument]

[despazito]

[dreamsy990]

[homunculus-argument]

Humans are one of the best vocal mimics on the planet, and second-best of all simians, coming second only to hobbits. One of those little shits can perfectly mimic the sound of your fridge having a spontaneous catastrophic breakdown, and no amount of close personal inspection will fully reassure you that it isn't actually broken. And then you get back to the living room and that fur-footed little cunt is sitting right there on your couch, in your spot.

[trytocallmecal]

are we talking, like, tolkien hobbits, or is there a noise-mimicing mammalian species called hobbit that i've been unaware of? /gen

[homunculus-argument]

Tolkien hobbits.

One of the books has a scene where the party is around elves who have personally been tormented by Gollum. Either Merri or Pippin, I can't remember which, decides to spook them by making a Gollum Noise at them. They are successfully spooked. At the time of this scene, the only hobbit that has ever encountered Gollum in living memory is Bilbo. So the only reason why they would know what Gollum sounds like is through Bilbo telling stories of his adventures.

So either Merri or Pippin (can't recall which one) could mimic the sounds Gollum makes from doing an impression of Bilbo doing an impression of what Gollum sounds like, accurately enough to startle elves who have personally dealt with Gollum before. So either

A: Hobbits are just naturally so absurdly good vocal mimics that a hobbit impression of a hobbit impression of a specific sound is indistinguishable from the real thing

Or

B: Hobbits have some kind of natural vocalisations that could not be mistaken for anything else. Elves that have only ever in their lives heard one hobbit barking could hear that sound again and immediately be on guard of where the hell is that thing now

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Or

C: Bilbo and Merry/Pippin are exceptionally talented at mimicry among their people.

Or

D: The Elves are so hyper vigilant that even getting vaguely close would startle them

Neither of which credits broad generalizations and stereotypes about hobbits as a whole.