Ephemeral Online BitchThing

🏳️‍⚧️SHE/THEY🏳️‍⚧️ {22} and will reblog accordingly, minors vacate the premises Pervy Plausibly Plural Polyamourous Puppy (Really I’m just a bunch of critters and creatures and things) 2

[melodies-stereo]

the main programmer at Team Cherry (the Silksong and Hollow Knight people) transitioned!!! all good things are made by trans women!

[hound-1523]

Little miss houndbait says she hates the idea of rubbing on Handler's boots. Then why does she rub her thighs when it calls her that?

[innumerable-voices]

1 in 5 people are probably plural

5 in 1 person is definitely plural

[innumerable-voices]

Top contender for my dumbest post ever

[demilypyro]

have i mentioned that i love my vagina and that i've never regretted surgery even for a second. because damn girl i just came hard as fuck. goated. life is good

[demilypyro]

that's right! that's right!!! and it's only gonna get better!!!!

shoutout to rabbit vibrators theyre my favorite

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[kedreeva]

I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!

[dduane]

It's coming, cousins. ...This could be as big as March 15th if we made it that way...

[smi-gachan]

Happy Moon Day Monday!!!

[nobodyfamousposts]

[lichqueencass]

Gotta get you from 4-chan to floret chan

- penned by my wonderful and amazing gf @alteredbitchthing

[dolltofall]

small little dolly with its hair getting all nicely brushed.

it's so comfortable, so still. not a thought left in its pretty little head.

...

it comes to with a perfect, smooth head of hair,

before shaking its head vigorously, creating new tangles, and giggling. brush time!

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[alteredbitchthing]

Trying to eat with frozen mouth sucks, but I’m so fucking hungry

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[jenny-ratmeal]

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

[froflossy]

Centipede teto I made for rhapsody Vocaloid merch box zine YAY it’s having left over sales soon so it’s not too late to get some peak stuff :3

[lichqueencass]

Fucking peak and this is so fucking gender

@alteredbitchthing thoughts?

[alteredbitchthing]

Centiteto, fuck yeah

[alteredbitchthing]

hell yes being taught magic by trannies, i love my life

[alteredbitchthing]

High time this tranny learns magic the gathering

[theycallmebrick]

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

[windyvalleyzone]

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.