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alphayoonjii

this is alphayoonjii from twt in case that website unexpectedly implodes 😬

alphayoonjii

i am now only on bluesky!!! i abandoned the bad place a few months ago 😔

ok-notgood-probablybad

what if somewhere in Toronto someone is lighting hundreds of electric candles?

kaijuerotica

i dont think luca is ready for what we're gonna do to his cervix when s2 drops

shanesloverboy

The Luca Haas who had posters of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander up in his bedroom btw

swagsmeister

rookie and his captain

heymacy

ilya's signature move

redwinerozanova

🚨 ANYA CASTING ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

marchingmoths

thinking about the boston raiders spending years watching ilya flirt with models, actors, pop stars, and all sorts of Professionally Hot People. always at the top of his game, no matter how famous or supernaturally attractive they are. no one’s seen him so much as stutter when chatting up someone whose face looks perfect on a billboard and somehow better in real life.

then the raiders shoot a PSA for the boston library. it’s the first time ilya’s been in a library since he was a child. and he simply cannot handle the librarians. they spend an extra hour filming because ilya stutters whenever someone with glasses asks him a direct question. he misspells his own name while getting a library card when the man helping him rebuttons the top of his collared shirt. he tries to flirt with a woman reshelving books by asking her what the numbers on the spines mean and if he can get hers; she doesn't clock his pick-up line and explains the dewey decimal system to him for ten minutes. ilya blushes the entire time.

marley tells this to shane years later and shane is like,,,that tracks and no i will not elaborate. but we own an industrial grade glasses cleaner because i couldn’t figure out how else to get cum out of the crevices.

jung-koook

I'm still here guys 🤧

underwateranimal

love the huffing and nuzzling the bulge dichotomy. when shane does it it's a desperate puppy begging for its owner. when ilya does it it's a large apex predator scenting its prize and shane is probably safest if he plays dead.