❝ ★ SCIENTIA.

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PREPARE, @alphiis, TO BE THOROUGHLY JAPED!!!

“DR. ALPHYS!!! DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF YET???”

[alphiis-blog]

` l - love myself ?? erm, papyrus ... i - i don’t think ——- would you l - look at that, i - i have to ... g - go !`

[stagewhxsper]

so it’s been what now, a month maybe?? and I have more followers than I ever had on a RP blog– which is all thanks to you lovely guys! I’ve been very self-conscious about mtt’s portrayal at first but you’ve always made me feel more than welcome in this crazy fandom. you’re all incredible people - thank you so much, from the bottom of my heart, for making this one of the best writing experiences I’ve ever had. thus, I’d like to mention a few very special people and of course another bunch that I have admired a lot from afar/want to interact some more under the cut! (no order– I would’ve LOVED to write a little smth for every follower i have but ure too many, sob)

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[alphiis-blog]

Poses dramatically across Alphys's lap. Caresses her face... "Just stroke me gently & call me beautiful, darling." Beautiful.

` mettaton ! i d - don’t think that’s — e - er, still ——- i did make your body out of very … very h - heavy metal !! uhm ...`

[paze]

[dreamiel]

     ❛ Oh… Hello Alphys. Sorry to drop in, but… Frisk asked me to come see how you were doing. ❜

@alphiis

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` o - oh, hello, asriel ! t - that’s very sweet of frisk, but i’m f - fine ! just busy ——- eheh, i don’t suppose you have any i - interest in my lab, do you ?`

[stagewhxsper]

“ What? Oh, excuse me, I just thought I heard something. Something that sounded an a bit like ‘ oh, M - Mettaton, I can’t cover up a few measly scratches by t - tonight, ‘ but that, haha, there is no way. Silly me! … .. Alphys. Alphy. Alph. Do something, and do it now. Please? “

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*  `  i - i didn’t say that !! because they’re not m - measly scratches, mettatton ——- i don’t know where you got the idea that they’re measly, b - but ... t - they’re not ? erm, they’re actually quite ... noticeable, heh ... i can’t really do anything ‘ now ’ ... o - or for, heh — it’ll take ... maybe a week, at least ??  `

[outplayedd]

             experiment.

                                    FAIL.

                                                   learn.

                                                                  repeat.

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                        ❛NOODLES? Oh my, I love them but….                           putting TONS of them on the microwave                            was a very bad idea. But don’t worry Alphys!                                   I WILL HELP YOU!❜

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*  `  yes ! t - they’re delicious !! ... y - you can see the problem, i MAY have been overzealous. i thought i had upgraded it, b - but ... it seems not ? though when we get t - this microwave working, i’ll be sure to upgrade it for good this time !!  `

[milkyyyart]

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@alphiis liked for a dad joke.

* Oh, I’ve heard much about absolute zero! It sounds pretty cool. ’

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*  `  e - erm, lord asgore !! ... wait, w - where would you have heard so much about this ? absolute zero isn’t possible to ——- ... oh !! eheh, a - absolute zero puns are a real ICE breaker, a - aren’t they !   `

[cardcaptorr]

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye

[stagewhxsper]

“You can’t expect me to ‘not look in a mirror at all’, Alphys, and yes, I  will  blame you. Because you did the supposed repairs, did you not? Ugh. Can you please just fix them? I’ll be on air tonight.”

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*  `  ... heh. i - i think you’ll really want to listen to me, t - though ! and it’s not just mirrors, m - more like any vaguely reflective surface ... but calm d - down, i think i can fix them !! ——- w - wait, mettatton, TONIGHT ?! i - i can’t fix them all by tonight !!  ` 

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i don’t even know what to say, to be honest. this is the most i’ve ever had on a roleplay account and it has barely been a month. all of you guys are so amazing, sweet and an absolute joy to have around. i’m looking forward to logging on every day just to check on everyone’s shenanigans. thank you so much! i decided it was high time to give a little something back to all of you ♥     [art cred]

RULES

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[alphiis-blog]

 stagewhxsper:

“ If it is ‘barely noticeable’ then why are you asking me if I was  live  lately?  Oh,  I cannot believe you sometimes, my schedule is so tight and I—- … Alphys. Alphys … are you implying that there are scratches. On. My rear?  What in the world did you do there?? ”

*  `  a - ah, that’s an easy question ! ... see, they’re, er, actually p - pretty noticeable ... eheh ——- b - but, don’t blame me !! i should, maybe, be able to fix them ! just, d - don’t look in a mirror at all, mettatton.  `

[existentinum]

The 12th icon in your folder is your Muses reaction to not giving any fucks anymore.

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tagged by: @pacxfxsm​ ( tha nk !!!! )

name: rylee zodiac sign: now ?? im a virgo && that makes a l oT more sense thanks nasa....... . gender: female height: like ?? 5′6′’ or smth taller favorite colour: gold !! time right now: 8:09 and i have no homework done average hours of sleep: 8 last thing I googled: the lyRICS TO A LOT OF ALEXANDER HAMILTON SONGS BEC AUSE LET ME TELL U A THING,,,,, THEY ARE A MA ZI NG lucky number: 7 or 13 or smth number of blankets: one or two

favorite characters: ok so p much my muses are all my faves ?? alphys obv. from undertale ( tho i also loVE sans etc ), waver from fate, 

favorite books: im reading some greek mythology full account called apollonius of rhodes: the voyage of argo and thats rlly rlly good ( also if this wasnt apparently obvious im a history + science ne rd ),, also the graveyard book is literally will always be one of my favs je s us !!! favorite music: alexander hamilton music. it c ou nt s. dream job: sciENTIST !!! what am i wearing now: grey + white cat pajamas f uc k off randoms facts: i’m a swimmer, alexander hamilton is literally the best musical ever ?? pls listen to its music && hmu bc i can screAM about it all da y, also i mentioned this above but i adore science, math, and especially history holy s hi it !!!! when did you create your blog: jan 30th or smth current amount of followers: 30 what made you join tumblr? o go D joining tumblr i have no idea,, but joining the ut fandom was bc aki dragged me into it and i l vo e,,, what do you post about: roleplaying, && alphys musings + aesthetics !! who is your most active follower: / do I get asks on a daily basis: not here no !!