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[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[daciancatamite]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"the world's wettest building" is a place that logically must exist somewhere but I will admit I had never once thought about it

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[francisforever2014]

how i pack to go to the park to read in nice weather

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its so much and its dishonest work

[illumineeti]

employment

[sexhaver]

[loveridden1999]

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️