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I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.

As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

dambiex

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

mumblesplash

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

mumblesplash

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

letterful

theboredvoid

@commodityproduction

commodityproduction

I'm afraid it's hopeless

isabelopaque

And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

dark-fri3ren

elf-trash

sorry but this was too funny to leave in the tags

alwaysscreechingbasement

teashoesandhair

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

black-feather-fiction

This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.

Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.

10/10 would recommend

bark-barkley

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

softwetmoss

And also occasionally by pufferfish

tatzelwurming

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

e-102

you’ are biased against my skull

tatzelwurming

i’m not having this argument again man

clearancecreedwatersurvival

multiple episodes of season 3 were so fucking good that they got even the biggest critics of the adaptation to admit they nailed those moments, and going back to it now and being confronted with how fucking incredible this season of television was knowing it was cancelled is Infuriating!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING IT BACK

podcastwizard

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

fairycosmos

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry. cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now