[orteil42]

it's heinous how much my productivity has suffered since i've discovered "just chilling & having a nice time"

[godkissedme]

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

[solitairians]

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[machinot]

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

[capacity2]

Putting your liked songs on shuffle and realizing how cool you are like I’m an eclectic ass cat you know that ?

[bedoflo2lo2-deactivated20250531]

I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

[teachagainstfascism]

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

[markovchaingang]

wowww you're so stupid for your age

[annabelle--cane]

worse people than you have made it out before

[alivehouse]

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford

[nosexnoromance]

When I was a kid, like 6 or something, adults would talk about weddings and marriage in the way that made me think it was unavoidable thing that would happen to me whether I wanted it or not, so I used to console myself like "Oh don't worry, you only have to do that for a little bit and then you can get divorced and live alone forever". Incredibly funny early aro experience.

But also, it sounds like a sketch. Like imagine a scene with bunch of little girls imagining their dream wedding, but one of them is just sitting there daydreaming of divorce.

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

[clairenovvak]

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

[honeypleasejustkillme]

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

[bonivers]

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that