Time to meme

Better dead then red

[altenis]

I’m gonna say the N word

Nigger

[hikol]

DJ.ボブサップ6世さんはTwitterを使っています: “連れ去られるジバニャン #妖怪ウォッチ http://t.co/xZvR82NaMV”

[hikol]

DJ.ボブサップ6世さんはTwitterを使っています: “連れ去られるジバニャン #妖怪ウォッチ http://t.co/xZvR82NaMV”

[gaypussyretard]

[redsatinsheets]

y’all love to mock asian nail salon owners so here’s a little background for your dumbasses:

during the vietnam war, many vietnamese refugees came to america, a lot being women and their children. an american actress, tippi hedren, flew to sacramento, ca. to visit a refugee camp. she wanted to meet the women who were living there and figure out ways to support them. many of them had lost their husbands in the war and were now left without an income and many had no knowledge of how to begin to provide for themselves and their children. while there, tippi noticed that many of the women were fascinated with her manicured nails. tippi had gotten the idea to fly her manicurist to the refugee camp to teach the women how to do nails, in hopes of giving these women a way to support themselves and their families. tippi had paid for 20 women from the refugee camp to attend beautician school and help them get their licenses & eventually find jobs. about 51% of manicurists in the u.s. are vietnamese and many of them are direct descendants of these 20 women who were given the chance to go to beautician school at the courtesy of tippi. so next time y’all want to mock and make fun of hardworking nail techs and treat them like shit, just remember that this is all because of the labor and the persistence of their ancestors who came here with nothing.

[altenis]

Cool now i can back myself up with facts whenever i joke about how must nail salon a Vietnamese

[stevenscrivello]

Why Looney Tunes: Back in Action is objectively the greatest film ever made

No-one ever talks about Looney Tunes: Back in Action and that’s a crime.

Because…

Okay, Brendan Fraser plays a stuntman.

…who hates working with Brendan Fraser.

His dad is Timothy Dalton, who plays an actor most well known for spy films.

…who turns out to actually be a real spy and hides spy shit behind a portrait of himself.

So father and son have to team up to stop an evil genius…   played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Martin.

…whose henchman is WWE star Bill Goldberg.

By the way, Steve Martin is the head of the ACME corporation.

Yes, that ACME.

Oh, and among Martin’s underlings are Ron Perlman and Robert Picardo.

So anyway our heroes end up at Area Fifty TWO… which is run by Joan Cusack.

…and which houses all sorts of alien nasties, including…

TRIFFIDS

THIS ISLAND EARTH MUTANTS

ROBOT MONSTER

AND MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS

Plus the twins from Gremlins 2 play the WARNER BROTHERS

Shaggy and Scooby chastise Matthew Lillard over the live action Scooby Doo movie.

Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzales lament political correctness killing their careers.

Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser.

Fucking plus

Plus the whole time he’s accompanied by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and the whole thing was directed by Joe Dante so you know that’s a perfect fit.

So in conclusion, please watch Looney Tunes: Back in Action. It will most likely change your life.

[vonisv]

Don’t forget the scene where they go to Wal-Mart out in the desert.

[thisbibliomaniac]

I hate posts with things like #blackexcellence and such things for two reasons.

1) it takes away from the accomplishment of the individual by making it about the group they supposedly represent, and

2) it implies that that individual’s race has/had something to do with their accomplishment. Once again, it takes away from the individual.

Let people have their own things without claiming them like trophies. You don’t own their accomplishment. They do.

[thisbibliomaniac]

Ultimately you’re saying

“She’s awesome because she’s black”

or

“She’s awesome in spite of being black”

and neither is okay.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

THANK YOU

[plasticiv]

STOP TOYING WITH MY HEART

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[thatskidding]

hey pals heres my final for studio :^o

[the-x-button]

I’ve been waiting for you.  Come, have a seat.

It seems to me that you didn’t pre-order  The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Special Edition. 

Don’t give me that old excuse of being poor, I can see through those lies, A mere $60 for  The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Special Edition is a STEAL, just sell some stuff, go a few days without eating, I don’t care, $60 is as cheap as 60 cents!

SO WHERE IS YOUR EXCUSE NOW, HUH?! 

I DON’T CARE IF YOU ALREADY OWN THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM, THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM: SPECIAL EDITION IS A COMPLETELY NEW EXPERIENCE UNLIKE THE ELDER SCROLLS SKYRIM IN EVERY WAY!

SO WHY WON’T YOU BUY MY GAME?!

Alright, let’s just calm down for a moment, I’m going to let you think about pre-ordering The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Special Edition. All that content for the low, low price of $60. It’s basically free! You should just get it over with and pre-order my game already.

Still not going to pre-order my game, huh? Well, guess what, there’s not really a choice.

This is what happens to people that don’t pre-order my games.

[the-x-button]

hey do you wanna buy skyrim for the nintendo switch

[gaybuttfuckzone]

Toddposting is so fucking sad

[the-x-button]

[machetelanding]

I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve and obviously disappointed mom who thinks dad doesn’t have any right to their child.

[nunyabizni]

We need more people like Judge Judy out there.

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

[thecommonchick]

[basnad]

has nickelodeon gone too far

[alsyndor]

Obviously someone airbrushed out the letters before cum

[basnad]

No

[mmarkcohenn]

PSA

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A DISNEY PRINCESS AND YOU ARE GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ARE GOING TO BE KIDS THAT WILL COME UP TO TALK TO YOU

YOU!!!! CAN!!!! NOT!!!! BE!!!! ANTI!!!! SOCIAL!!!! TO!!!! THEM!!!!

FOR REAL, I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GIRL DRESSING UP AS ANNA AND SHE WENT TO HER LOCAL MALL

SHE WENT INTO THE DISNEY STORE

WHEN A LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO HER AND TRIED TO TALK TO HER

THE COSPLAYER WALKED AWAY 

AND LOOKED AT THE LITTLE GIRL LIKE SHE WAS NUTS

THAT IS HORRIBLE

I USED TO DRESS UP AS SNOW WHITE FOR CHARITY EVENTS WITH CHILDREN

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW AWKWARD IT WAS WHEN OUR ELSA DID NOT TALK TO CHILDREN

SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING OR BEING AROUND THE KIDS AND THAT MAKES THE KIDS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A CHARACTER THAT IS POPULAR AMONG CHILDREN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE NICE TO KIDS

TO THEM, THEY ARE ACTUALLY MEETING THIS CHARACTER THAT THEY LOVE OR KNOW

IT IS UP TO YOU TO NOT BE A DICK

[teenyfaeprince-blog]

You also gotta know that if you’re going somewhere where there will be children and you’re in a costume even slightly similar to a Disney character they will think you are that character. 

 My hair is dyed white and at last year’s Ren Fest I was dressed as a water nymph. So i was in all blue, with glittery blue heeled boots on. Personally, I would have never thought that I looked like Elsa. I had leggings on, not a dress. And no ice themed anything. But that didn’t stop the sweetest little princess from asking me if I was Elsa. 

 I’ll admit that I was thrown for a loop, since I thought I was a pretty convincing mermaid on land with my scale print leggings. But I’m not a dick so I quickly recovered and said I was her cousin. Kids are more than happy to accept that and she smiled then shyly ran back to her mom to tell her she met Elsa’s cousin. 

If you’re in a glittery costume of any sort, in a place where children will be, be prepared to be nice to them. Otherwise you’re just a jerk. No one likes jerks.

[xpuppetprincessx-deactivated201]

Don’t be a dick.

Seriously. If I go anywhere in ANY costume, no matter if I’m a princess, hero, or villain, I’m nice to the kids. They just wanna play!

[thebootydiaries]