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FNaF deep lore is so weird

While on the way home from work some dude took a pit-stop to kill a girl then just drove off and was never caught

Employees found her body being hugged by a puppet and then just kinda threw the puppet back into a box and didn’t even stop using it as an attraction

Every Fazbear franchise has a hidden go-here-if-you’re-bleeding-out room which they only discontinued once people started bleeding out in it

Fazbear’s Fright Inc. found a many decades old animatronic with a very obvious corpse inside of it and thought “yo this will totally make a sweet prop just throw it in a corner”

People canonically cosplay Foxy

The living decaying corpse of a guy tried to burn the living decaying corpse of his dad, twice

After the first attempt Rare Finds Auction found the (now burnt) decades old animatronic that has an obvious corpse inside it and just threw it into an alley somewhere in Utah

In 1987 there was an animatronic that used both he and she pronouns which is very progressive

The remnant of a guys sister which was inhabiting an animatronic merged with ~3 other (possibly) haunted animatronics, hid inside the guys scooped out body, used his body to walk over to a sewer, jumped into said sewer, then let him live without organs for no apparent reason.

For some reason Ballora and Funtime Foxy aren’t a salvage animatronic so they either:

Weren’t haunted and are currently just living as advanced AIs in the sewer, or

Were haunted and are just ghosts controlling robots. In the sewer

In the year 2030 something it’s not weird to speak with a 90s surfer dude accent

Five Night’s at Mr. Hugs exists as a FNaF fan game that a robot plays for eternity in hell, presumably.

A ballpit can be made safer by adding safety straps

Seriously though how advanced was technology in the 80s??? Self aware animatronic that can walk around during the day and had facial recognition were apparently normal in 1987

Mike Schmidt, who honestly doesn’t contribute much to the complete lore of FNaF, almost died for 50 cents and then tried to do it again but was fired for tampering with the animatronics to make them even more aggressive towards him

buzzfeed

nothing like a good ol’ fashioned creepy asterisk.

characterlimit

this completely set off my fight or flight I feel like a fucking mandrill

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comfortable hole bye

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bogleech

THE SHOW ITSELF HAS ANIMATION LIKE THIS IT ISN’T JUST THE INTRO NOTHING ANIMATED FOR TELEVISION HAS LOOKED THIS GOOD IN A MILLION YEARS

#vids

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I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

w0wls

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans

tiredfizz

There was a fucking Sans (Undertale) cosplayer in our local Fourth of July parade and I just cannot

tiredfizz

Adding evidence

trenchgun

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

redcorals

john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring

fujoshiwarrior

happy eighth birthday john karkat

dogsenpai

when ur depressed but try ur best to look like a snack

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i can tell i’m in a fragile state of mind bc this meme made me legitimately sad for a fictional centipede

marauders4evr

Do you have any triggers?

Jello, Popsicles, Soup Broth.

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Nah, I never joke about Jello, Popsicles, and Soup Broth…

marauders4evr

Indeed, I am!

I’m a disability advocate whose triggers are Jello, Popsicles, and Soup Broth.

marauders4evr

I legit just lost a follower over this.

They must be really big fans of Jello and/or Popsicles and/or Soup Broth.

marauders4evr

For those who have trouble detecting sarcasm - the last sentence about them being fans of said foods was sarcastic. But a few people have really unfollowed me over this.

The other three replies, including the original, are serious.

Jello, Popsicles, and Soup Broth are my legit triggers. I would never joke about that.

I know it sounds bizarre. But trust me, I’m serious.

(I’m also not a big fan of fluorescent lights.)

marauders4evr

It should be noted that I haven’t received this many death threats since the Great Snape War of 2013.

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This is by far my favorite reply:

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All right, folks, take your seats, because class is now in session! Let’s have a little talk…

Yeah, yeah, I know it’s Saturday, but learning is fun.

I’ve had seven surgeries in my lifetime and will probably have many more in the future. And one such surgery, which happened about nine years ago, involved really fun (*sarcasm*) things like tubes that are shoved up your nose and end up in your stomach (I know, I didn’t think it was possible either until they did it), eight gallons of really disgusting fluid, pain, lots of pain, and the direct order that I had to evacuate every single bit of food that was inside me.

And that was before the surgery even began!

After the surgery, I had to stay in the hospital for about a month.

And I was on what’s called a clear-liquid diet.

What’s a clear-liquid diet?

For this particular hospital:

Water, Jello, Popsicles, and Soup Broth.

A meal that was delivered to my hospital room three times a day.

That’s all I was allowed to eat.

For those of you who enjoy doing math: I was in the hospital for a month, which is roughly 30 days. I had to eat this meal three times a day. That’s 90 bowls of soup broth, 90 containers of Jello, and 90 Popsicles. Ninety times I had to eat these things. In the span of a month. 90.

Which means that nine years later, I am actually physically unable to eat these three items without vomiting. It’s a sensory trigger.

So why didn’t I talk about this from the beginning instead of enduring four death-threats, six unfollows, and nineteen messages/comments (not including the death threats and the ones that just said ‘Popsicles, Jello, Soup Broth’ over and over again)?

Well, there’s two reasons.

A.) I don’t have to. People don’t ever have to explain why something is triggering to them. Once they say that it is, it should just be a given.

And

B.) The above comment is right. I am a disability advocate. And part of that advocacy includes advocating on behalf of people with triggers. And so, you’ve all been part of a social experiment for the past few hours - an experiment to see how people react when they see that someone has really bizarre triggers (out-of-context).

And I’m a bit sad to say that many of you have failed. Even other people with triggers and/or other advocates.

So listen because this is really important:

I know that triggers are a sensitive subject and I know that there are people out there who do joke about them.

But there are even more people out there who have triggers that seem really bizarre and even silly.

And you know what?

You cannot invalidate those triggers.

You cannot assume that someone is joking, you cannot assume that they’re mocking other people with triggers that are more commonplace or ‘sensible’, you cannot assume that they are anything less than genuine.

If someone tells you that they have a trigger, you need to believe them, no matter how bizarre it might seem.

Class Dismissed.

kai-ni

I might have reblogged this before, but I will reblog it again. This is me with gatorade, for the same reason. The hospital forced me to drink two giant bottles of it whenever they wanted to get some medication in me. Slow gatorade torture. I cannot STAND the taste of it and don’t like the sight of it. I feel like I’m gonna puke.

Hilariously enough I’m not the only one - one of my co-workers and I bonded the other day bc she had been hospitalized many times as well and shared my hatred of gatorade.

Same freaking reason.

therealstanmarsh

I HAVE FOOD TRIGGERS TOO

Bananas. I fucking HATE THEM. If I see a banana it makes me GAG. THE SMELL IS THE WORST PART!!

turing-tested

tired: bakugou says fuck

wired: all might is half american which means he knows the fuck word and hes dekus mentor so deku says fuck

hiphopocliedes

look at my ridiculous cat

hiphopocliedes

I’m so glad boof’s finally getting the recognition he deserves

drkarayua

his namE IS BOOF???

eliasericson

A short comic about a girl, her mother and their different Black clothes.

I made this in late August this year for Seriefrämjandets yearly contest. The topic was comics for young people… and guess what, I actually won!

En serie med otroligt bra känsla för karaktärer, med god känsla för hur utseende och subkulturer betyder i ungdomens sökande efter en identitet. En serie som man ser på första anblick har hjärta, och som subtilt pekar på ämnen som andra skulle göra till huvudpoängen i historien. Som en liten bonus får vi en tjej i huvudrollen som känns levande och som man känner starkt inför.

I’m incredibly surprised, happy and grateful to have won. Since it got so much praise, I figured I should post it here. Thanks to Keetande for helping me with the tricky translation!