close quarters bombat

Garbage Demon Infinite and Unbound. Bitch Rap Enthusiast. Part time soulmate, full time problem

[alternativepuppy]

Idk who needs to hear this, but medication for mental disorders won't make you less funny, thankfully

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

i should be allowed to forcibly vent steam like an overheating robot. why are we waiting around for sweat like some kind of homeostatic pile of ooze. i want to chug a cup of water blast it out of holes in my core and drop my temperature by ten degrees

[alternativepuppy]

welp, time to dip my dick in the salsa dip

[akissthroughtheglass]

I understand we all hate the guy who cheated on Meg, but let's not act as if men have sunk to a new low. The last new low for men predates the extinction of the woolly mammoth.

[nicolegendary]

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[fishing-princess]

Whatever. *Apathetically does a backflip and throws three daggers diagonally down at different angles*

[alternativepuppy]

i'm in the "we're so fucking back" part of my year, let me do my hootin n hollerin in peace

[catchymemes]

[alicent-florent]

Wicked: For Good (2025) — dir. Jon M. Chu

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[ramielok]

[warapimo]

Everyone go home, this is the only acceptable plza meme from now on.

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[krasnoarmeyets]

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

[alternativepuppy]

Today's my birthday and I love you

[alternativepuppy]

My last essay assignment was a disaster nearly from the jump, but you know what? I didn't use AI. That was 100% human failure

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it