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[mituna-likes-bees]

H1,, 1''m M17un4,, 1''m 4 f1c71wv3 6u7 1 r34lly r34lly l1k3 74lk1ng vw17h r9 6l0g2.. 7h47'2 4ll 8P..

1''m vwh47 hum4n2 c4ll 9lur4l,, h3r3 4r3 7h3 m3 fl4wv0r2,, 4nd 4 60nu7h 9u1rk k3y::

4l7h0 1 run @aspersionarchivist 7h0 1f u 7h33 4n 47hk fr0m h3r3 n0 177h n07 ((1 m34n7 17 70 63 fr0m 7h3r3))

1 4l7h0 run @containeranalyzer 4nd @shreddits-less-popular-opinions

- Yellow - friendly, has easiest time thinking, forgets to use tag (#mitunay)

29h1nx 0f 6l4ck 9u4r75,, judg3 my wv0vw..

- Black - n0 energy, mood swings, barely uses punctuation, half asses every part of the quirk but never misses a 0, (#mitunak)

sphinx 0f black quartz judge my v0w

- Red - loud, says every single thought, caps, lisp is way worse (#mitunar)

7H9H1NX 0F 8L4CK 9U4R75 JUD63 MY WV0VW

- Blue - apologizes, lowercase, apologizes, apologizes, and also apologizes, (#mitunab)

29h1nx 0f 6l4ck 9u4r75,, judg3 my wv0vw

- Purple - follows orders, devout scared of being alone, takes long times to type, (#mitunap)

29h1nX 0F 6L4Ck 9u4r75,, JuDg3 mY v0w..

- White - acts eight sweeps younger (#mitunaw)

59h1nx 0f 6l4ck 9u4r72,, judg3 my v0w

Quirk Key

Letter Replacement

A, a -> 4 G, b -> 6

B -> 8 E, e -> 3

I, i -> 1 O, o -> 0

P, p, q, Q -> 9 S, s -> 2*

T, t -> 7 V, v -> WV, wv

W, w -> VW, vw Z, z -> 5*

*S, s = 5 and Z, z = 2 if Mituna White is talking

Lisp

Sometimes our lisp flares up, which applies this

S, s -> Th, th -> 7h

Mituna Red is particularly lisp susceptible.

Punctuation Duplication

All punctuation is duplicated

. -> .. ? -> ?? ! -> !! , -> ,,

" -> "" ' -> '' ... -> ...... - -> --

!!! -> !!!!!! ??? -> ?????? ..? -> ..?..? * -> **

: -> :: ; -> ;; -> -> ->-> & -> &&

() -> (())*

*This one sucks, we wont use it for instances of multiple nested brackets

so on and so forth.

Emoticons

We use emoticons that typically involve two to three parts, 8 or X are always the eyes, it will always have a mouth, and will sometimes be accompanied by < or > to signify eyebrows. Some troublemaker examples follow:

87 - Analagous to :-T

83 - A mischivious smile :-3

89 - Poggers

o7 - Outliar, not representative of a face, but of

. a sallute

8? - A questioning face

,8( - a slightly concerned face with a furrowed

. eyebrow

'8) - a stressed face, could have sweat or a

. single upturned eyebrow on interpretation

B) - sunglasses

8o) - gloun, likely to be used by Mituna P

Mituna K, or Black, does not give a shit about any part of the quirk, only making token effort to maintain it, with the exception of the O, o replacement, which she never misses.

Mituna P, or Purple, alternates caps, even when you cannot see which are capitalized

Mituna R and B, or Red and Blue, rarely punctuate

[screenshotsofdespair]

[jame7t]

1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

[jame7t]

my entire post wasn’t funny Commander Hentai Face now get out of here before I start blogging

[what-if-it-wasnt-angsty]

[robertreich]

For 50 years, the median wage of hourly workers stagnated or declined while the stock market and CEO pay skyrocketed. Is it any wonder so many feel abandoned by the system? People lose faith, and a demagogue fills the void. This is why we must fix the system.

[mammalidentifier]

This picture has already been reposted here on Tumblr by someone else (not the OP of the tweet, as far as I can tell) but they have me blocked on my main and I don’t want to overstep any boundaries. I REALLY wanted to identify this guy, though, so I hunted the original tweet down just for that. That’s a bush dog (Speothos venaticus).

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[taurus-deactivated20210526]

[flipchild]

fuck all the fake shit.

[the-silly-creature]

WAS TALKING IN DMS WITH SOMEONE WHAT IS THAT EMOJI WHERE ARE IT'S EYES

[the-silly-creature]

People just say shit on my posts

[kitchencel]

[qcharlie]

dropping out of school to join the local fauna in my river #myriver

[jazbell]

i think about the hoo boy hot dog post every single day of my life

[videos-i-didnt-make]

nintendogs.mp4

[mixmioart]

🦇Service Mindset🦇

Don’t be rude to whoever has the midnight shift at McDonalds

[stevishabitat]

[wolfertinger666]

Toriel in my style!!!

[lmaonade]

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

[charactervocal02]

by making you read this post i am wasting your time. press reblog to make other people waste their time

[charactervocal02]

GUYS WE MADE A DANDELION

[goldensunset]

the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

[goldensunset]

psa: 'hey guys remember to be nice to people and try to be sensitive if you can :)'

gentle soul with debilitating anxiety: 'oh no do they mean me am i a jerk? is this me???? should i have apologized to that waiter for pouring soup in my lap? ahghghghghghhg i'm so bad at social cues'

the most obtuse and self-righteous person on the planet: 'you are intruding on my god-given right to harass strangers for no reason because you don't have trauma (broke a bone in third grade) like i do'

[goldensunset]

silently letting the barista give you the type of milk that makes your stomach hurt will not help them emotionally later in the day against the person that will verbally berate them for like breathing a little too weird

[spaciebabie]

trauma therapy has been swell