alcaeus system

a traumagenic system that is largely mogai

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[flavorblastedcheesetits]

All your gay ancestors that were corralled by society into having a heterosexual marriage and kids:

[osteoprincess]

[fuckthehappytrap-deactivated201]

Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

[gaydogwife]

It looks like I’m actually there

[um-ithinksomebodyjust]

reblogging solely for the intense fucking quality of this gif

[bi-bi-richie]

Andy: so Richie will be gay-

Finn: oh okay cool

Andy: and Eddie is his love interest

Jack:

[yourfave-uses-neopronouns]

The Flag and Meaning

Here's the Uses And Meanings Of The Neopronouns flag, created by @beanjamoose

Meanings

Green: Masculine-identifying people who use neopronouns

Blue: Older pronoun sets and the history behind them

White: Nonbinary-identifying people who use neopronouns

Yellow: Newer pronoun sets and the happiness that comes from them

Orange: Feminine-identifying people who use neopronouns

This flag can be used by anyone who uses neopronouns (this includes nounself pronouns)!

If you use this flag, please tag this account! We'd love to see what you make!

[catchymemes]

Anti anxiety.

[wind-the-music-box]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER

[capturedbythegay]

This is actually quite helpful

[writersblockwithprompts]

This is one of the best threads I’ve come across. Had to repost because I know so many people need to see this and know they’re not alone 😊💛

[narniacastles]

I needed this

[mogai-pastry]

meilait didn't have a flag, so i made one

Meilait: "a gender related to milk and honey. coined by @colors-garden and anonymous"

My take on it: it's soft and sweet and spreads all around creating a filling sensation

DNI DISCOURSE!!

[swordknight-m-deactivated202010]

cursed emoji this….. cursed emoji that….. how about nice emoji :)

(free to use w/o credit!)

[swankymikehanlon-blog]

Mike Hanlon Friendship head canons

Mike Hanlon just being really good friends with his friends

Richie:

Their friendship is the epitome of the word ‘PRANKED’

Mike is never calm when he and Richie hang out

Both trigger each other’s fight of flight response

Dare each other on stupid shit all the time

Fuck each other up with conspiracies

‘Dude, the government killed J.F.K’

‘Nah-’

‘BUT DUDE, THINK ABOUT IT!’ 

“Bro, if god made land animals and water animals, he probably made space animals too. Aliens.”

‘Bro.’

Make Karaoke night a thing and always *very dramatically* sing ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’

Each other’s wingmen

Play with action figures and fight each other like nerds

Will push each other off a cliff for experiment

‘Two brooooossss, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz’ they’re not gay’

Keep reading

[jumpthensfall]

me, about to refer a tumblr user by their name: am i ENTIRELY sure that’s their name?? lemme check… okay it’s in their bio… w wait what if that’s not actually their name… like… maybe it’s one of their friends names or something?? or like.. a song lyric?? ugh idk i’ll just… search their blog for the name that’s in their bio and maybe that will help me figure out whether it IS actually their name?? idk okay i mean… it’s probably their name so i’ll just go for it and type out their name! oh wait what if that’s not how you spell it… i’ll check the spe- oh okay i was right in the first place… okay i’m gonna hit send w w w WaIT WHAT IF THEY’RE USING A FAKE NAME AND I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT BECAUSE I THINK IT’S THEIR REAL N

[starsandsupernovae]

Okay so can we make this the Official Name Post? tag it with official name post and your name so people know

[louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv]

Another very accurate post.

[mewyorkcity-deactivated20141230]

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

[dio-archive]

[spudinacup]

I AM WEAK.

Every now and again I get hit by an impulse, and this is the conclusion of such said desires. I really wanted to draw Spinel and Steven based off of this video. 

They talk over each other a lot in the video and its impossible to make everything out that’s said but I think I did a good enough job with it. 

p.s.  LET STEVEN SAY FUCK

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[susiephone]

Op, you said SHITTILY

[that-twink-over-there]

[kaprika]

[pingo1387]

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

he really is too, you do not know one damn thing abt how the dinosaurs interact with each other in the land before time world and then this dude comes in and immediately establishes that slurs are real and he intends to use them

[chibiwhitemage]

This post went in sd o many directions

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Taxidermy was the original photoshop

[shitposts-and-skeletor-deactiva]

explain

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

[fluoresensitivearchived]

rockin! rockin n rollin! down to the beach i’m strollin! but the sea gulls knock on my head (NOT FUN!) i say seagulls (HMPH!) stop it now ....

[tope-con-hewwo]

[vurrart]

A little infographic on relationships I wanted to make because I’ve seen some misconceptions out there! Had a lot of fun making it! Hope yall enjoy.

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[doot-dootz]

It honestly sounds like it swallowed a canary 🤯 my mind is blown!!!

[tech--romancer]

Bird cat