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@alucarde
im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything
PALIA ā³ Bahari Bay
every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish
The Wolf Among Us 2 Trailer | Summer Game Fest 2026
The Wolf Among Us 2 | ā¶ dev. Telltale Games
āWhile bats can only sense the outer shapes and textures of their targets, dolphins can peer inside theirs. If a dolphin echolocates on you, it will perceive your lungs and your skeleton. It can likely sense shrapnel in war veterans and fetuses in pregnant women. It can pick out the air-filled swim bladders that allow fish, their main prey, to control their buoyancy.
It can almost certainly tell different species apart based on the shape of those air bladders. And it can tell if a fish has something weird inside it, like a metal hook. In Hawaii, false killer whales often pluck tuna off fishing lines, and ātheyāll know where the hook is inside that fish,ā Aude Pacini, who studies these animals, tells me. āThey can āseeā things that you and I would never consider unless we had an X-ray machine or an MRI scanner.ā
This penetrating perception is so unusual that scientists have barely begun to consider its implications. The beaked whales, for example, are odontocetes that look dolphin-esque on the outsideābut on the inside, their skulls bear a strange assortment of crests, ridges, and bumps, many of which are only found in males.
Pavel Golādin has suggested that these structures might be the equivalent of deer antlersāshowy ornaments that are used to attract mates. Such ornaments would normally protrude from the body in a visible and conspicuous way, but thatās unnecessary for animals that are living medical scanners.ā
-Ed Yong, An Immense World
Cetacean echolocation is one of those things that boggles your mind once you really start to think about the implications. They can see each others' hearts beating fast with fear or excitement. They can see if another dolphin is healthy, or pregnant; how the fetus is doing; if they have ingested debris. Their echolocation is also incredibly precise: a bottlenose dolphin could discriminate between cilinders differing in wall thickness by just 0.23 mm (0.009 inch) from 8 meters away!! And they certainly notice when something is off.
I'm not sure if I ever shared this story before here, but in Curacao, when I was allowed to assist in a guest interaction programme, there was suddenly consternation in the pool behind us. A guest had entered the water and the dolphins were going crazy, paying no heed to the trainers anymore. The lead trainer that was with me gave the dolphins to me to watch over while she went to help. When she came back she told me what had happened. The guest that had caused so much uproar had left the water again and was asked if he had done anything to upset the dolphins. He hadn't, and he couldn't imagine what was wrong... until he mentioned he had a pacemaker. The younger dolphins in the pool had never seen someone with a pacemaker before and apparently it rocked their world.
It was such a wild experience, and offered such a cool insight into how dolphins experience their world. I'll never forget it.
When I get blood samples at work sometimes theyāre still warm from being imminently inside the patientās veins and my hands are always cold because all the labs Ive work in are in the basement and they keep it kinda cold for whatever reason (and Iām also just a chilly kid).
And I clutch the little warm tubes of blood and feel this sick person warming my hands and I think about how kind you might be and how I wish I could hold your hand and how badly, how really really badly, I want you to get better and stay warm and hold someoneās hand again.
And anyway sometimes itās better to not think so vividly about the people Iām doing tests for. Iām a good little cog in a vast machine of people all trying to heal and cure, and my cog feels so fucking small sometimes. But I hope the blood I prepare for you helps you breathe better and laugh and wake up feeling well rested.
Weāve never met but you warmed my hands and I want you to know I love you and Iām rooting for you.
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2019, dir. Bong Joon Ho
For everyone who āused to love readingā but now hasnāt finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You donāt have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and Iāve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026
Ā© _ADwills
be kind to yourself and your creations ā”
there are days where NO āļø video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight
I both expected you to come and am surprised to see you, Son of Hades
chloe price really is one of the fictional lesbians of all time. she's had two Girl Best Friends in her life and she fell in love with both of them, she's a misandrist with blue hair and probably pronouns, she has posters of scantily clad women on her bedroom walls, she changes her phone background to a picture of max after being reunited with her for all of two days, she dares max to kiss her and then immediately gets all flustered when she actually does it.... i love her dearly
i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao
you should also be able to do this to job listings
shoutout to boring queer people who donāt do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay
all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"