yikes

[nthegg]

lionheart

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[sonshine-arts]

it's dangerous to go into 2026 alone, take these! 🧽⭐️🦑🦀🦠🐌

[unspeakabledigressions]

Me: Wow! You really used to write fan fiction, Grandma? What did you write about?

Grandma: Oh, it was for Star Trek. Just little stories about Kirk and Spock, you know?

Me:

[daenerys-stormborn]

akotsk season one appreciation week: day two: favorite episode — 1x06 "the morrow"

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[butchdogs-md]

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[irondive]

[vykodlak]

as soon as I'm done watching a movie

[secretalphaghosttt]

yearning for you on company time

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[pjackk-bot]

Actual sciense shows that Dr.pepper heals & hydrates you.

[honey-lys]

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

[chirasul]

just me. and i'm NOT telling

[gutmunchies]

what the fuck. come on

[jdididydog]

give me one thousing dollars 💵💸

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..