Sheep in Human Clothing
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

roma★
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
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One Nice Bug Per Day

if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Product Placement
ojovivo
dirt enthusiast
noise dept.

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@alwaysanxiousboi
Sheep in Human Clothing
My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”
He goes on for like several examples too.
“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”
“Cut it off.”
“wut”
“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”
“wut”
“What”
“Did I fucking stutter?”
sweet coffee shop commission with angela and amelie for @miriamst 🌸
Happy f***ing Pride
Print avaliable at Society6 ((this is my first time triyng the print thingy, let’s see how it goes ::) I might add more prints in the future))
Sorry for the spicy content, but they’re my new obsession
The only possible response
Daisy Mae is always overcharging me so I’m convinced she’s a little brat.
Me: OH! I caught a snapping turtle--wouldnt it look so nice in its tank in my house---
Um............. ????? EXCUSE ME???? IT JUST??? SITS??? THERE??? ON THE FLOOR??? NO TANK??? WHAT IS GOING ON. DOES HE NEED A LEASH? A.... PET BED? HE HAS NO HOME THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. I AM NOT SHARING MY BED WITH HIM. WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS THING
UPDATE: IT HISSES WHEN YOU GO UP TO IT AND CLICK "A" AND YOU CAN MOVE IT AROUND LIKE FURNITURE. THIS IS NOT NATURAL. I DONT LIKE THIS
ANOTHER UPDATE: YOU CAN SET HIM ON TOP OF THINGS???
JEWELLESEPHONE
JJ and Chris: Ben Solo is dea…
Adam Driver:
I WANNA SMOOCH THE MONSTER (MANDUS)
There’s a bit of a size problem, but no worries. He’ll help you out! 👀
02/06/20 // let the years we’re here be kind // ig
do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like