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22 - Minecraft Addict - ENFP - Lactose Intolerant - main account for @eggsnscribbles

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[wolfythewitch]

Do you have autism? /lh

No, but I find it hilarious that this isn't the first time I've been asked this

[wolfythewitch]

Guys you'll never guess what I just found out

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[weaselsblaugh]

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

[joeyclaire]

you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

[joeyclaire]

like this is totally allowed

[olivebowl-deactivated20251125]

ok i lied im going to sleep Now but fucking LOOK. LOOK AT HIM.....

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

[bluehairedspidey]

[undertale]

UNDERTALE is finally here.

In this jRPG, you don’t have to kill anyone. Instead, you can make friends with your enemies.

About 5-6 hours long. No grinding. No fetch quests. With random encounters that will make you smile instead of screaming. And the soundtrack contains 70+ tracks worth of music by “Toby Fox” of Homestuck fame.

Please check it out. http://undertale.com

[cryptotheism]

Any updates on this?

[sunshinemoon3341]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"

[lenainwonderland]

- Sylvia Plath

[thebestbrunettee]

jude: so, cardan and i are engaged.

madoc: i wish you asked me first, greenbriar.

cardan:

cardan: i’m sorry, madoc, but you’re just not my type.

[mommyjude]

CARDAN: why didn’t you reply to my letters??

JUDE: What letters??

CARDAN:

[id-f87]

Hm

[eldritchgriffin]

@ faradaycockcage

Further evidence

[l4byr1nthz1]

In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog

[aahsokaatano]

not "he" as in "he/him" but "he" as in "hedgehog"

[aquilacalvitium]

He/dgehog

[thesealfriend]

Blue quills and pronouns

[somemismatchedsocks]

im sobbing

[killrockstar]

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

[wetcherryliquor]

[tmninjagirl]

[rayghosts]

bill cipher is alive, david tennant is the doctor, new supernatural season might come out, homestuck is updating, mcr and fallout boy will headline a tour together, dan and phil are gay, ian and anthony are making smosh vids again, mcu loki has his own show, new scott pilgrim show used the same cast as the movie, josh hutcherson is being thirsted after