catastrophic

my name is aly. i despise capital letters and capitalism. hmu, im desperately lonely 

[glumshoe]

Hello! I heard you have a cat. Could I please have some pictures of them? (I love cats :D)

[deactivationgocrazy-deactivated]

"the education system traumatizes students it deems stupid" and "the education system traumatizes students it deems gifted" are two concepts that can and should coexist.

[ashbur-deactivated20250915]

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

LMAOOOOO

[electrictype]

[reblogkoala]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh, the orange shithead got covid!!! oh it’s like our birthdays all came early!!! oh i hope he dies!!!  🎉 🎉 🎉

[ks-caster]

The epitome of “everyone was thinking it.” lol

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh, were we trying to be discrete? what nonesense!

to crystal sparkling blindingly clear: 

i hope trump dies!🥳🥳🥳

i hope his cabinet dies! 🎊🎊🎊

i hope his entire family (minus the teenager) DIES!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

they are all complicit in the highest level of treason, fascism, the destruction of civilian lives, and the revival of nazism in the 21st century. would love to watch someone dip them one by one in gasoline like a candle wick in hot wax then light them up like a xmas tree 🎄🎄🎄 a menorah 🕎🕎🕎 or a pyrotechnical parade on new year’s eve 🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🔥🔥🔥. to reiterate, I would consider trump’s death a festivity a holiday a salubrious celebratory occasion a marvelous means of welcoming in the new year, a cause for cigars and party hats and passing out the champagne 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂. finally something to celebrate in 2020 ❤️❤️❤️

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

Uh… That’s a bit violent

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

check the tags  💋 💋 💋 💋 

[not-semi-perfect]

Big words for a crayon eater.

[thegovernmentcansuckmydick]

Wishing death on someone is terrible no matter who it is.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s nice. i hope trump dies :)  i would find this altogether pleasant and charming :)  his death would bring me great delight :)  i would enjoy it so :)

[chaoticmistake]

That is still really mean

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Sure is! hope he suffers excruciatingly :)

[avaricesstuff]

Having the basic human decency not to wish death upon someone doesn’t count as bootlicking. You’re just an asshole with an excuse.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s nice! i wish death on trump and every politician who has enabled him along the way :)  i hope it’s painful :)  i hope they suffer :) :) :)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebootydiaries]

person: caffeine raises ur anxiety levels

me: *hands shaking, heart pounding* okay, that sounds fake but... okay

[yumk-deactivated20181113]

[75orchids]

Literally only 90s kids remember this. Any adults in the 90s had no idea what the fuck these were. That’s why so many adults died due to heat strokes while they were in their cars in the 90s. They had no idea how car windows function. This post is dedicated to all those who lost loved ones due to the incompetency of automobile manufacturers who thought it was a good idea to make a hand crank that only people born the 90s could see.

[haaang-the-blessed-dj]

[fandomsandfeminism]

And a pandemic. We really hit all the notes.

[pruningthemindsgarden-deactivat]

“History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes” -- Mark Twain

[liberalsarecool]

No other leading country wipes out your savings and equity when you get sick. Even with insurance.

#MedicareForAll

[cl1ck-h3re]

[jilf]

[jilf]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

[transxfiles]

[omghotmemes]

Sheep in Human Clothing

[julia1x5-deactivated20250903]

[madfrisky]

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

[laschatzi]

at first I thought this post was going to bash horny internet fangirls, but it turned out great.

[bad1dimagines]