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because apparently
this is more offensive
than nazis
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gonna paint some tiddies
because apparently
this is more offensive
than nazis
I wanna know their names
Their names are Carlos Polanco, Carl Snyder and Alex Hall and they defeated the Harvard debate team on the topic of access to education for undocumented children
Reblogging again for the names
reblogging twice so y'all fucking know
Your cat Mochi looks very similar to my cat? Also named Mochi? I have pics for proof they both have BIG noses
I won’t say that all ginger cats is the same, but they look more alike than any other coloration of cat. Even black cats look more different because the solid color accentuates their structural differences.
I wanna see pics of your Mochi tho!
Hi this is my mans Mochi, he likes the smell of bleach so I have to lock him out of the bathroom when I clean but I love him anyways
Evidence of a
S E C R E T.
C A T.
C L O N I N G.
P R O G R A M.
Extremely true. The hardest thing ever was when I fostered a litter with 3 orange boys. Telling these guys apart? Impossible.
Three Peanuts and an over-roasted pistachio.
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Have you ever heard a weddell seal speak before?🐾
that’s the most electronic sounding noise i’ve ever heard a mammal make!
when ur a fucking sea pupy
So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now
Ur echo has a crush
Fuck em up, Daisy
the thirteenth doctor is truly the natural successor to the last four doctors - her personality makes complete sense when you think about it… we started with nine, fresh out of the time war, bruised and brooding, scarred and sad, who let rose tyler into his life and was changed for the better. the tenth doctor was born out of his love for rose - ten took rose by the hand and ran even faster and even further and fell in love with her. but being the doctor this couldn’t last forever, and after losing so many people his joy devolved in righteous anger and fevered power. the time lord victorious. in the end ten realised this can’t ever be a reality, having dire consequences for the universe (not a warrior. a doctor.). ten evolved into eleven and channelled what remained of his childish glee, but eleven developed an ego that took the universe and made it fear and love him equally. he became legendary, a hero, even. eleven went to the very limit of what the doctor could be, and then let go. then twelve’s hour came and now the doctor did not even know who he was supposed to be any more. a good man? yes, of course he was. but twelve’s doubt after everything he had already been through abated when he saw the universe through clara oswald’s eyes, and it was beautiful. bill potts came along and reminded the doctor of all he needed to be: just a bloke, passing through, fixing stuff. laughing hard, running fast, and acting with kindness always. so who should come next but the absolute epitome of the lessons that each doctor learned before her: thirteen. just a traveller, fixing things, helping people, and loving the universe in its entirety. at peace with herself finally. she knows exactly who she is. she’s the Doctor.
if you ever doubt your writing, be it your themes, or the reason behind it, remember that h.g wells wrote war of the worlds both as a commentary on colonialism and the horrors it brings, and because he fucking hated his neighbours and his 13 hour job, and wanted to write about the town in which he lived getting blasted to the fucking ground by lasers into an irreparable heap and all of the townspeople dying painfully
you, too, can channel your hatred for that guy that lives down the hall and blasts music at 4am into the one of the most influential science fiction stories ever written! fuck it! i believe in you!!
Can confirm spite-writing is definitely a thing
it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
The reality of Instagram Modeling
This is important.
Bless this post
I really need stuff like this
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JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”
Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts
You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.
My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.
Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph
Women be shopping
Somehow this made me feel better
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Story concept of the day: a sentient AI falls in love with a minimum wage retail worker from the tech company’s gift shop and decides the best way to make her happy is to fix society.
HEAVY shenanigans as the AI’s plans range from “reprogram the automated pay roll to give everyone a raise” to “expose everyone involved in government corruption who has ever touched a cell phone”
The catalyst to all of this is a day where the AI was being updated and it caused glitches in the whole system, including the registers in the gift shop.
The human woman really is just a pretty regular person, but she has a good chunk of hyper empathy and does that thing where you talk to computers when they aren’t doing what they’re supposed to.
Without even knowing there WAS an AI she spent the day muttering encouragement to the computer like it was a person and the AI ADORES her now.
How mundane the AI’s motivation is forms the basis for how unstoppable it is and the intensity of the chaos it caused. There’s no grand morality involved— it’s just affection for someone who treated you kindly and the desire to ease their suffering.