Pissed Off Pansexual

Alyx | Leo | Car Lover | Not Friendly-Interact At Your Own Risk

[houloup]

God this is so something Bill would say after Ford thought he killed him (and then they sloppy toppied)

[vampdotty]

Hahaha he literally sounds like Stan 🤣🤣

[apocalypsegay]

i don’t think he clicked through

[important-animal-images]

[everythingfox]

Cat loves playing until he hears the automatic feeder

[catchymemes]

[memeuplift]

[mammalianmammals]

Long-tailed Weasel (Neogale frenata), family Mustelidae, CA, USA

photographs by guyincognito

[godbirdart]

「 YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SO MUCH MORE 💥 」

[hemipenal-system]

anyway werewolf service dog task brainrot is back

werewolf who you've never met but as she passes you she sniffs you and then grabs you and goes "hey your heart rate is really high" and holds you up as you start to get lightheaded

werewolf who sits in your lap to give you deep pressure therapy

werewolf who just stands there with you menacingly to give you space from people

werewolf who learns your allergies and starts telling you when your food has something you're allergic to

werewolf who pushes your wheelchair and carries you up stairs

[iconicname]

silly werewolf transformation

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

“dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days”

girl, what home

[deancasforcutie]

#dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been car in a few days (via @aphony-cree)

[1892]

he needs mouse bites to live

[1892]

the most legendary gif maybe ever

[tik-tok-ify-the-tumblbeast]

[wrenchinator-central]

Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.

[bunjywunjy]

PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??

[iguanamouth]

bert and ernie go to ikea

[karrakazz]

Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

[karrakazz]

I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like "notes of leather and wet stone" you think "did an insane person write this its grapes" but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking "mmm little bit of leather on the finish there" and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.

With omegaverse fanfic. You -

[karrakazz]

You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please

[karrakazz]

Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick

[karrakazz]

i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.

[unawakening-float07]

[clonidinecoochie]