Aalia

[amaliasnap]

Saw this question about an xfiles episode on reddit, and of course I was only interested in the jacket Scully was wearing.

But apparently I'm not the only one because someone posted this amazing number

Amazing 10/10

[littleguysdaily]

I'll take 12

[littleguysdaily]

We got some sorta' Modern Prometheus ovah here!!!

[anexperimentallife]

[coolchromia]

I'm not saying the movie would be better.... But it would be pretty funny to see Queen Dagmar in the Mario Brothers Movie instead of Peach

Ok, for one thing, Queen Dagmar is so good at backhanded compliments and social bullying.

The toads of the mushroom kingdom are really similar to the trogs.

Queen Dagmar would definitely have just married Bowser and stolen his stuff/arranged for his assassination.

Anyway. I just watched the Mario movie and I don't understand why that calculated merchandising opportunity was ever considered worse than all the other calculated merchandising opportunities?

Internet be crazy.

[coolchromia]

[Group text with people from college]

Reagan had many nicknames, apparently people called him "Dutch" when he was young.... Because his father said he looked like a "fat little Dutch boy"

I don't know enough about what Dutch people vs Danish people vs Belgian people look like as babies to know what that means. It seemed unusually specific.

Anyway. Wtf on that chat bot. And yes. We are ALL from the south originally as you can see by the phrasing.

[coolchromia]

[zoomerchan4]

[wild-depression-appears]

Reblog if you're a safe place for your mutuals to come over and be nonverbal

[clarification-sfw]

need

[coolchromia]

Oh no. That would be my kryptonite for sure. Let us just play different videogames in the same room. So romantic. Or platonic.

Honestly just goals and vibes

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[lalalipuyofgulg]

Always Ra Ra Ra Bo Ray Mog on Spiders Georg

[depsidase]

[lalalipuyofgulg]

Ameren sends a flier every month to "give" me a smart thermostat for "free".

We got our first computer in the late 1980s from my grandpa, an engineer for the military industrial complex. (That company got bought out by Boeing after he died).

He was a super big weirdo. Definitely would have been diagnosed with autism if he was alive today. (Like all of his grandkids)

Once I saw a friend of my uncle's ask him about the moon landing being fake and he laughed his ass off.

"no no no. That technology is real but the moon landing wasn't really the point. That was just to get funding."

Anyway. He was well known to be an abusive maniac, but his paranoias about the true purpose of the space program were maybe not unfounded? After all, we are all carrying surveillance devices in our pockets 24/7.

He sucked though, not gonna lie. But a broken clock is right twice a day..... So....?

I can't say that to my parents about him being right, though. They totally hate him even though he has been dead for 30 years.

He deserves their hatred. He was a real piece of crap. (No wonder the boomers are so fucked up).

[lalalipuyofgulg]

Please stop making your point so badly!

With you in my genus I'm ashamed to call myself homo.

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[satusepiida]

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

[coyotegestalt]

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

[blackwoolncrown]

Let’s help him out. Likes charge, reblogs cast

[amaliasnap]

I deleted that stuff because it was making me too depressed to talk about it.

Thanks to everyone who was being so nice to me, the rest of you can continue that discussion in other places.

[amaliasnap]

Yeesh. Drunk me picked a weird fight for no reason. Wish I would have just texted one of my exes that diatribe but glad I didn't text it to my family.

That would have caused way more problems than whatever this is.

My exes would have been fine lolol

[donuteater13]

Reblog to kill it faster

[wingedcatgirl]

fun fact: firefox can get around many "oops you already read 3 articles this month" paywalls very easily

step 1: click the reader mode button in your address bar

step 2: f5

that's it! that's all the steps.

[vaspider]

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