god bless all petty thieves

amalie - 23 - lesbian - music, cinema and aesthetic shit and just whatever the fuck really

[amalieeeeee]

new @ from a tumblr legacy user who has had an active account for what must be over or close to 10 years now (time is cruel)

i can’t remember all my tumblr usernames but I’m sure that save a few people i still have contact with, i don’t recognise any of the people I’ve met over the years here either.

in any case I’m amalie and if people ask it’s never been anything else

i don’t know if i'll be more active this time either but it’s comforting to have this in the ether somewhere. to realise you’ve come a long way but not so long that you can’t still barely make out the blurry silhouette of a deeply confused 13 year old posting about sherlock and desperately trying to figure out the purpose of the universe and where one fits in

I make music sometimes now, proper. And I’ve started writing a bit too. Actually i feel better and more confident than i ever thought i would get to feel, and if the deeply confused 13 year old is somehow reading this:

for lack of a better way of putting it, it does get better. I can not answer you if all the years of isolation and trying and failing were worth it, not that i even have to, but for what it’s worth there comes a point where things start to make sense instead of the all consuming near constant hopeless bleak despair. I wish you could see it buddy

[spazzdhn]

[fourhourgiant]

still the most important moment in the history of television

[amalieeeeee]

that's not very #lesbian of you

[ted8ug]

WHY does team rockets pokedex talk like this ???

[sweetmeatdale]

Pokédex: dreadnaw, the BITE Pokemon! A water and rock type. And I don’t- I don’t know?

[arachnidsgrrip]

Powokedex: Drednyaw, DA BITE Powokemon! A wata and wock type UwU. And I dwon’t- I dwon’t know? ÓwÒ

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[amalieeeeee]

Honningbarna - Animorphs (full album english lyrics)

Animorphs Rich people to lizards Lizards to dreams Animorphs, Animorphs Dreams to plankton Plankton to sisters Animorphs, Animorphs Brothers to jellyfish Jellyfish to pandemic Animorphs, Animorphs Pandemic to larvae Larvae to truth Animorphs, Animorphs Truth to mareel Mareel to everything Animorphs I am on my way We live

Passasjer (Passenger) I am a passenger I turn time into life To bodies, streets I wait While Taliban takes Kabul And other things happen We meet people we know out on the town Nice weather, tell your mother i said hi We do everything, feel nothing In my town i am a king Cold war, pretty faces In my town we love our fate Is it our turn yet? Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not Is it our turn yet? Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not Start over Start over Start over Again, again, again We do everything again Still feel nothing at all In my town i will always be a king In my town we laugh at our fate Is it our turn yet? Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not Is it our turn yet? Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not But in my town, we laugh at our fate Things are different Things are different Things are different And i think you have felt it in the air Nothing ever lasts forever I think it is our turn soon Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe nooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Jeg Har Lyst (I Want To) Kidnap me, i give you the keys to the house Set fire to my nervous system Show me life i haven't lived yet New colours, new life, new eyes New movements for the idiot New brainwaves, new chemicals New dreams for the idiot New colours, new life, new eyes New movements for the idiot New brainwaves, new chemicals New dreams for the idiot I want to, i want to, i want to Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet You ask to speak and you demand lots of meaning A way to revolution Become buddha, understand everything (yeah yeah) Can you please let chaos be chaos No truths tonight just [???] An idiot, two hands, lots of dreams I want to live and tonight i wanna [???] Shut up and let chaos be chaos No truths tonight just (???) An idiot, two hands, lots of dreams I want to live and tonight i wanna (???) Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet New colours, new lives, new eyes New brainwaves, chemicals, dreams New delights, new people, new tastes New injuries, moods, days New kicks, intensities, new sounds, new smells Everything is chaos for the idiot The idiocy of embracing all of that New colours, new lives, new eyes New movements for the idiot New brainwaves, new chemicals New dreams for the idiot Shut up and let chaos be chaos No truths tonight just An idiot, two hands, lots of dreams I want to live and tonight i wanna Give me life i haven't lived Give me life i haven't lived

Jeg Hører (I Hear) I walk I see I die of thirst and i feel shit is happening I feel nature call me boy, i hear I sleep, i laugh I am your friend, but on your own it is downhill I hear nature calling me boy and i hear I hear x4 I masturbate I pray I meet monkeys and they beg for my soul I feel nature calling boy, i hear Monkey (monkey) King (king) Dry my tears and holds my hand I can not turn around anymore even if it didn't call Boy, i'm slipping I am not thirsty anymore I walk in fields of green I am where nature calls, boy I heard Me monkey Me stressed Me go boom boom Me monkey Me dumb dumb Me stressed Me go boom boom Boom boom, Boom boom Me monkey Me monkey Me go boom boom

Det kommer til meg (It Comes To Me) It comes to me Every time, same sound Since i was born Epiphanies, again, again It comes to me Like tax notices Like exes (again, again) It comes to me Like infection Like the flowers (again, again) Cause it rings inside my head It's the sounds, moments louder than the noise He promises me i am gonna be someone new A new time, a new body A new me, a different you Again, again I heard it when i was born I heard it when i was Confirmed* (When i was confirmed) It is the sound of my fathers gaze I hear it when Rodman lets go (It comes to me!) I hear it in my hands It sounds like your moralism I hear it every concert I am gonna hear it when i die It is the sound of my mothers lap I hear it in Van Damme's split I hear it in your flattery It is the sound of a perfect day I heard it in my brothers I hear it when i know, i know It is the sound of my first kiss I heard it when Anders** left My son shall hear it when he is born x4 * Confirmation = Konfirmasjon is a traditional ritual that is done the year people turn 15 and just google it really. ** Anders was the first Honningbarna drummer and he died in a car crash at 20 years old in 2012

Åh Bliss (Oh Bliss) Your hunger is mine Oh bliss, oh bliss Hollow bodies in motion We know this flesh is everything Things were clear in the spit We washed off, named ourselves in it We expected way too much Much more than matter The one truth here is the hunger And flesh in motion We came to ourselves You spoke of something eternal The words sounded so fucking stupid This too shall pass Cause things were clear in the spit We washed off, named ourselves in it We expected way too much Much more than matter The one truth here is the hunger And flesh in motion We expected way too much Much more than matter The one truth here is the hunger And flesh in motion Things were clear in the spit We washed off, named ourselves in it Things were clear in the spit We washed off, named ourselves in it We expected way too much Much more than matter The one truth here is the hunger And flesh in motion We expected way too much Much more than matter The one truth here is the hunger And flesh in motion

Avanti I am a happy guy Avanti, avanti I am a happy guy 100% life guarantee Having fun makes me happy If it isn't fun it's good still Balance is good I think this will turn out well I am a happy guy Avanti, avanti I am a happy guy 100% life guarantee When you are glad i am glad When you are sad i am confused Being open about it is probably good I think i'm doing better than before I am a happy guy Avanti, avanti I am a happy guy 100% life guarantee Living makes me happy That i'm dying is probably fine In the meantime everything is fine I take what i get each day Think positive, stay active Avanti, avanti I think positive, stay active I am a happy guy Avanti Living makes me happy Cause Honningbarna makes me happy That i am dying is probably fine I am having fun in the meantime

[amalieeeeee]

8. Når alt det treffer oss (When everything hits) Will to build Will to tear it down Restless hands I will do what they ask of me Will to feast Will to starve I will do what they ask of me I will do what they ask of me All that, all that When all of it hits us All that is all i want All that, all that When all of it hits us All that is all i want All of it Will for a sweet life Will for a hard life I feel instincts

I will do what it takes All that, all that When all of it hits us All that is all i want All that, all that When all of it hits us All that is all i want All of it All that, all that All that, all that All that is all I want All that, all that All that, all that All that Is all I want All that All that 9. En av oss er idiot (One of us is the idiot) I hear sounds of the world collapse And it sounds like nothing has happened at all I see things collapse bang bang And both of us have paid for the view Cause you are silent now But all I ask is that you see what I see Cause you are silent now

I don’t have the time to see what is happening I feel how the world is torn apart But I can see you don’t feel anything at all So are you the prophet god’s favourite the decree In that case can you just die for us soon Cause you are silent now But all I ask is that you see what I see Cause you are silent now

I don’t have the time to see what is happening I don’t have the time to see what is happening So is it Me or You who Lie When you talk like nothing has happened at all If you don’t Feel how it burns how the fuck can we share anything at all How can we be friends Cause one of us is an idiot And one of us is fucking lucky Cause one of us is an idiot And one of us is fucking lucky One of us is an idiot And one of us is fucking lucky One of us is an idiot So who of us is the idiot 10. Øyane er mosaikk (My eyes are mosaic) What is real, who knows, who cares I feel forced truth, sensations inside of me Everything here is foreign, with pretty colours Everything comes, everything comes it goes, it goes, it goes it comes And it is your fault that it comes and it comes and it goes x3 it comes I need reality like I need my student loans like I need a target audience like I need rich people that don’t do it for the money I need climate crisis and Lindmo* another friend with depression like Jesus like holes in my jeans like I need the confusion like I need incels a safe space a broken screen I need a hobby like a little motivation like I need to be offended like a gründer an IQ test it comes and it comes and it goes x3 it comes And it is your fault my eyes turned into mosaic And it is your fault everything I see has turned to fragments [It comes and it comes and it goes] * Norwegian talk show host 11. Mitt Hus (My house) Fortune cookie said I have no choice The universe has a plan for everything Heard a podcast say it is genetics Never ask them what the fuck Edvard* thinks My house is no church Inside is a man and not a dog I haven’t eaten in four days Three weeks to my demise My house is no church I build my own goddamn cross Fortune cookie hasn’t met me yet I bought the nails yesterday I don’t decide my face It decides a lot less than it knows Everything it says has been said once (Everything it says has been said once) What else is left other than denying it Other than feeding it My house is no church Inside is a man and not a dog I haven’t eaten in fourteen days Two weeks until my demise My house is no church I build my own goddamn cross Fortune cookie hasn’t met me yet I bought the nails yesterday My house is no church Inside is a man and not a dog I haven’t eaten in four weeks Man above own demise My house is no church I build my own goddamn cross Fortune cookie hasn’t met me yet I bought the nails yesterday I bought the nails yesterday 12. Ække noe kirke (Ain’t no church) My house Ain’t no church A man Not a dog My house Ain’t no church A man Not a dog My house Ain’t no church A man Not a dog My house Ain’t no church A man Not a dog I build my own goddamn cross x6

[amalieeeeee]

Honningbarna - Animorphs (full album english lyrics)

Animorphs Rich people to lizards Lizards to dreams Animorphs, Animorphs Dreams to plankton Plankton to sisters Animorphs, Animorphs Brothers to jellyfish Jellyfish to pandemic Animorphs, Animorphs Pandemic to larvae Larvae to truth Animorphs, Animorphs Truth to mareel Mareel to everything Animorphs I am on my way We live

Passasjer (Passenger) I am a passenger I turn time into life To bodies, streets I wait While Taliban takes Kabul And other things happen We meet people we know out on the town Nice weather, tell your mother i said hi We do everything, feel nothing In my town i am a king Cold war, pretty faces In my town we love our fate Is it our turn yet? Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not Is it our turn yet? Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not Start over Start over Start over Again, again, again We do everything again Still feel nothing at all In my town i will always be a king In my town we laugh at our fate Is it our turn yet? Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not Is it our turn yet? Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not But in my town, we laugh at our fate Things are different Things are different Things are different And i think you have felt it in the air Nothing ever lasts forever I think it is our turn soon Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe not Maybe, maybe nooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Jeg Har Lyst (I Want To) Kidnap me, i give you the keys to the house Set fire to my nervous system Show me life i haven't lived yet New colours, new life, new eyes New movements for the idiot New brainwaves, new chemicals New dreams for the idiot New colours, new life, new eyes New movements for the idiot New brainwaves, new chemicals New dreams for the idiot I want to, i want to, i want to Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet You ask to speak and you demand lots of meaning A way to revolution Become buddha, understand everything (yeah yeah) Can you please let chaos be chaos No truths tonight just [???] An idiot, two hands, lots of dreams I want to live and tonight i wanna [???] Shut up and let chaos be chaos No truths tonight just (???) An idiot, two hands, lots of dreams I want to live and tonight i wanna (???) Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet Give me a life Give me a life i haven't lived yet New colours, new lives, new eyes New brainwaves, chemicals, dreams New delights, new people, new tastes New injuries, moods, days New kicks, intensities, new sounds, new smells Everything is chaos for the idiot The idiocy of embracing all of that New colours, new lives, new eyes New movements for the idiot New brainwaves, new chemicals New dreams for the idiot Shut up and let chaos be chaos No truths tonight just An idiot, two hands, lots of dreams I want to live and tonight i wanna Give me life i haven't lived Give me life i haven't lived

Jeg Hører (I Hear) I walk I see I die of thirst and i feel shit is happening I feel nature call me boy, i hear I sleep, i laugh I am your friend, but on your own it is downhill I hear nature calling me boy and i hear I hear x4 I masturbate I pray I meet monkeys and they beg for my soul I feel nature calling boy, i hear Monkey (monkey) King (king) Dry my tears and holds my hand I can not turn around anymore even if it didn't call Boy, i'm slipping I am not thirsty anymore I walk in fields of green I am where nature calls, boy I heard Me monkey Me stressed Me go boom boom Me monkey Me dumb dumb Me stressed Me go boom boom Boom boom, Boom boom Me monkey Me monkey Me go boom boom

Det kommer til meg (It Comes To Me) It comes to me Every time, same sound Since i was born Epiphanies, again, again It comes to me Like tax notices Like exes (again, again) It comes to me Like infection Like the flowers (again, again) Cause it rings inside my head It's the sounds, moments louder than the noise He promises me i am gonna be someone new A new time, a new body A new me, a different you Again, again I heard it when i was born I heard it when i was Confirmed* (When i was confirmed) It is the sound of my fathers gaze I hear it when Rodman lets go (It comes to me!) I hear it in my hands It sounds like your moralism I hear it every concert I am gonna hear it when i die It is the sound of my mothers lap I hear it in Van Damme's split I hear it in your flattery It is the sound of a perfect day I heard it in my brothers I hear it when i know, i know It is the sound of my first kiss I heard it when Anders** left My son shall hear it when he is born x4 * Confirmation = Konfirmasjon is a traditional ritual that is done the year people turn 15 and just google it really. ** Anders was the first Honningbarna drummer and he died in a car crash at 20 years old in 2012

Åh Bliss (Oh Bliss) Your hunger is mine Oh bliss, oh bliss Hollow bodies in motion We know this flesh is everything Things were clear in the spit We washed off, named ourselves in it We expected way too much Much more than matter The one truth here is the hunger And flesh in motion We came to ourselves You spoke of something eternal The words sounded so fucking stupid This too shall pass Cause things were clear in the spit We washed off, named ourselves in it We expected way too much Much more than matter The one truth here is the hunger And flesh in motion We expected way too much Much more than matter The one truth here is the hunger And flesh in motion Things were clear in the spit We washed off, named ourselves in it Things were clear in the spit We washed off, named ourselves in it We expected way too much Much more than matter The one truth here is the hunger And flesh in motion We expected way too much Much more than matter The one truth here is the hunger And flesh in motion

Avanti I am a happy guy Avanti, avanti I am a happy guy 100% life guarantee Having fun makes me happy If it isn't fun it's good still Balance is good I think this will turn out well I am a happy guy Avanti, avanti I am a happy guy 100% life guarantee When you are glad i am glad When you are sad i am confused Being open about it is probably good I think i'm doing better than before I am a happy guy Avanti, avanti I am a happy guy 100% life guarantee Living makes me happy That i'm dying is probably fine In the meantime everything is fine I take what i get each day Think positive, stay active Avanti, avanti I think positive, stay active I am a happy guy Avanti Living makes me happy Cause Honningbarna makes me happy That i am dying is probably fine I am having fun in the meantime

[chongoblog]

"Beat It" by Michael Jackson is so fuckin funny. It's just like "bro, just get the fuck outta here" *van halen guitar solo*

[catonhottinroof-deactivated2023]

William Bouguereau (1825 - 1905) 

The Newborn Lamb, 1873

[mycosprite]

Sulphur Tuft Hypholoma fasciculare

[syring3]

[santas-clauze]

[thadeeliv]

so-called “free thinkers” when the rock meter turns green

[glowcowboy]

me preparing myself for the beautiful manifestations of change & growth in my life: fuck yeah!!!!!!!!! :D hell yeah!!!!!!!! yessss!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!

me experiencing the grief & loss that comes with significant change: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

[bellossom]

[slimetony]

what else can i say

fitted sheets, shitted feets!

[institute-for-thermal-research]

Please say anything else

[stephaniepepper]

[goingtothebes]

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Audience member: "Hey John, can you play “Going to Maine”?" John: "No." *Audience laughing*

John: "We’re gonna play a new song again, if that's cool with you. Alright. Thank you. This song is a true story. *laughing* That’s the saddest thing about it. I hope that if you should happen, and if you do, don’t let anybody tell you not to but uh… If you should happen to be having the sort of year I was having when I was seventeen, you may feel free to sing along with the chorus, nobody’s gonna hold it against you. Uh, I know that twice that uh, I *to Peter Hughes* can I out you? This is Peter’s favorite of the new songs I think precisely because of the chorus. *laughs* It’s called “This Year”."

[The first time "This Year" was played live]