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Amanda. 17. | She/her. Q+ asian nerd. | Wit is my sword, sarcasm is my shield. Fight me – it'll be fun I promise.

[become-legend]

you know what I would be if I was in a video game? that dead body you find at the beginning with like 10 gold

[amandatoryfun]

Hollllllaaa at the NPCs of the world

[bi-trans-alliance]

LGBTQ+ History: On June 26, 2015, same-sex marriage was legalized throughout the United States.

[felderwin]

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

[agnesmontague]

i googled this bc i desperately wanted this to be real, and guess what…it is.

the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:

稽首天中天，

毫光照大千，

八風吹不動，

端坐紫金蓮

(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)

on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.

(here’s a chinese source for the skeptics)

[hexmaniacmareen]

can you imagine having your brutal murder described in detail to future generations

[lizawithazed]

this is my new favourite story from history

[snarling-through-our-smiles]

Another fun part is, when you say “fart” like that as a reply to someone, it’s basically like when you say “bullshit” in English. So Su Dongpo’s friend basically called bullshit on his whole pretentious enlightened-ness.

[1000soffreecursors]

[tinyshipper]

Clairevoyant BTS (x).(x).(x).(x).(x).(x).(x).(x).(x).(x)

[wishuponaghost]

[amandatoryfun]

Me: react meme.

[whatshallwesay]

Sappho’s Fragment 31, translated by Anne Carson

[amandatoryfun]

Where to find the lesbians

When the classics department of your university offers a course in Sappho's works...

[sarahconnorjr]

Deadpool (2015-) #32

[amandatoryfun]

<3

[justzukothings]

the floor is honor

[andallthesinners-saints-deactiv]

[lizardsenjoyinglife]

this bearded dragon enjoys dressing as a real dragon.

[spiralstaircased]

[spiralstaircased]

starkara:

if you’re a (mostly) bald cartoon dude you have to wear this color scheme

#you forgot aang (michymouses28)

FUCK ur right

what is this weird trope..the color coded bald dude cult

[world-of-lang]

[scarecrow-hero]

IT’S HAPPENING

[zuzuthejerkbender]

Ol’ Chuck here I say would apply too.

[lesbianrey]

me every time a piece of joss whedon’s writing reveals a new layer of blatant misogyny but he’s still hailed as a Woke Male Feminist 

[uskradetat-deactivated20170722]

I’m dying

[soubrettina]

the things nerds do to avoid awkward conversations…

[democraticsenator]

This reminds me of that one story where this guy ran a marathon and whenever someone would try to talk to him, he would run a little faster to avoid small talk conversation with other competitors and ended up winning the marathon

[jasonttodd]

[amandatoryfun]

Yaaas Dianna

[detective-maggie-sawyer]

(ﾉ✿◠‿◠) ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Maggie Sawyer + Cards Against Humanity 5/?