a map to get lost

Hi, I'm María // This blog makes 0 sense //  I love reading, writing and painting for fun. Don't be afraid to message me!

[deadmugen]

got an interview tomorrow

[deadmugen]

I just got hired, reblog this to manifest the job u want into reality

[avfwdrugec]

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

[amymaymusings]

This really helps my anxiety.

[hinohde-deactivated20180613]

oh.

[systlin]

It’s literally a threat assessment/food gathering instinct. The steps your brain is doing, subconsciously. 

-Check to see if movement is lion in grass.

-Also check to see if possible game animal and edible. 

-No it’s just Dave getting into lecture hall a few minutes late. 

-That’s boring. 

-Lose interest. 

[copperbadge]

Well, now I’m worried that when I walk in late, I’ll be considered prey.

[floranna2]

Or predator. 😆

[loueish-deactivated20160904]

not gonna lie… I miss them. I miss their voices. I miss their shows. I miss them together… I miss my boys

[protectnormani-moved-deactivate]

big time rush… if ur out there

[wolverineheight]

hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

she’s trying (i’m she)

[remaded-deactivated20190301]

Can I get uhhhhhhh…..uhh.. a significant other?

[fuks]

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[animegirlfeet-deactivated202508]

cr1tikal won $500 on a scratch off lottery ticket then used the money to buy more lottery tickets

[lostdiamonds]

Reblog the luck cr1tikal and luck and prosperity will come your way!

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

[andersam5]

I absolutely lose my shit laughing every time I see this

[perrfectly]

[amap-togetlost]

jason: hey percy, i need some dating advice.

percy: just because i'm dating annabeth doesn't mean i know how i did it.

[pussylipgloss]

can i be honest with y'all ……

[pussylipgloss]

i dont wanna be like cinderella waiting in an old cold dusty cellar

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

to be honest this szechuan sauce ordeal is funnier than dashcon

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Tumblr: Dashcon

Rich People: Fyre Festival

Intellectuals: Lost in the Sauce

[baking-accident]

the mcdonalds szechuan sauce thing is going to kill rick and morty like dashcon killed superwholock isn’t it

- show gets popular in nerd culture for a few years

- some fans think liking the show makes them as smart as sherlock or rick, and see themselves as unique introverts superior to all the popular kids

- people gradually get annoyed with fans’ elitism, as well as them forcing references and memes into everything

- show starts to move towards being a “cringey” interest

- “supernatural fans grab your salt, whovians grab your bowties” or “you have to have a very high iq to understand rick and morty” becomes a meme mocking overly defensive fans

- finally, a disastrous convention of fans in real life cements the shameful image