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@amashi-zaino
this was posted in 2015. the years come and go but tumblr is eternal.
Yeah Tumblr may have kinda turned into trash, but hey, as they say "One man's shit post is another man's meme." lol
At least Tumblr isn't Twitter... I REFUSE to call it 'X'. If Elon will unironically dead name people, I'll Ironically dead name the app. Fite me. >w<
*this may sound a bit strange* Can y'all sum up each house by only using ONE gif from The Princess Bride?
Gryffindor:
Hufflepuff:
Ravenclaw:
Slytherin:
Perfect
Hellboy 2019 Deleted scenes.
I went on a quest for a specific scene, I wanted to see Hellboy in the shower. Yes, I know, fanservice is a weakness. Sue me. But hey, it’s a hot and wet Cambion and well....look at his little hooves! LOOK AT THEM!!!
They’re sooooo cute!!!! owo
Omg Headcanons of big Red with a s/o that’s super into giving him facials and scrubs and just obsesses with taking care of him, hair mask and she even gets him creams to help with his battle scars? He’s not crazy about it but he absolutely loves being touched and massaged and usually he half falls a sleep on her while she’s doing this.
(Anon, I don’t know who you are, but I adore you acompletely!)
Pampering Big Red Headcanons
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I’m DEFINITELY using these ideas in a fanfic. OMG. Head cannon accepted!!
Hellboy xBody worshipping S/O Headcannons 15 Count
I got inspired by another Tumblr about hellboys body worshipping S/o and I just want to add more to their idea. Idea from lxmonster-mashlx.
He’s not the average size man. He’s well aware of how big he is compared to normal human men. This could go off as a size kink because big men equal big love. You absolutely love trying to be big spoon when cuddling. He tries to shrink himself but you will have none of it. You do everything in your power to cradle that man.
He’s never had someone date him and stick around so he doesn’t know what to expect. When he walked in on you wearing his XXXL BPRD shirts that looked like a dress on you, he was stunned. “ Hey Y/N why you wearing my shirt?”- hellboy….. “ Cuz your my man and I’m yours baby, might as well claim me” said in a singy song voice.
He would degrade his face from time to time and so you’d be right there to trace his face. Reassuring him that you love his face and it’s beautiful all before pressing your forehead against his and giving little kisses.
If he was particularly down on himself you’d point out the more specific things about him you physically find attractive. Like how his eyes are like bright embers that look like a dewy sun. How his horns imperfectly perfect for his face. How contagious his smile is. Then going into his personal traits that you love.
His personal traits like his strength and determination to save the world. You make sure to point out how kind he is to people, even the people who are considered “freaks”. You tell him how adorable he sounds when he baby talks animals.
On particularly rough days after a failed mission or hard mission, he gets really low. He doesn’t like talking much during this time but he very much loves when you hum to him or sing. Typically with that you brush out his hair or trace down his chest or sit on his lap while doing one of two things. Something about the physical touching makes him calm down a bit before talking about stuff.
Hella compliments about how he did his hair that day or his horns. You’d compliment him on his outfit even if he wore it three days a row. Or what a babe he is. “ I can’t really do anything about the face babe” - hellboy. “Honey you can change your clothes and change your hair, the rest you have to live with so why not embrace it.” -Y/N
Boy got muscles for days and actually prides himself on how strong he is physically. It’s the perks of demon strength. If you were ok with it, he’d love to work out with you. Of course doing the strong show offy stuff or pulling stunts in training. He likes to show off that’s when he’s most confident and his strength is one of those confidence things. You make sure to maximize on how strong he’s and coo at his little show off moments.
Most people think his feet are weird and he tries to hide them. When you first saw them you practically squealed. He thought it was out of disgust until you began gushing how cute he was. This was just another unique feature of hellboy. He’d sit down and you’d gush over how handsome and adorable he is. He didn’t believe you actually liked his feet until you showed up with knitted socks fit just for his hooves.
Don’t even get started on the tail. He thought it was a bit of a nuisance because it occasionally got in the way but that tail was done for when you saw it. You’d be standing next him twirling his tail. Sometimes he’d wrap his tail around your hand to get you to stop. When it came to hugs you remind him how much you love how his tail subconsciously wraps around your leg. Much to hellboys embarrassment.
“ Babe why do you like how weird I am? I’m not normal…” Hellboy said solemnly. “Why try to be like everyone else when no one can be like you, weird and abnormal are just adjectives used to describe things. They are add ons to nouns, just like beautiful, unique, and amazing.”- Y/N
Eventually the compliments got to him and he started to believe in them. In order to change a mind you have to the way of thinking. He started complimenting himself on new outfits or if he filed his horns just right. You were basically required to wear one of his shirts nightly. He loved how cute you looked in them and how it was a way of him saying your his.
You’d catch him repeating your positive affirmations about himself. He even started creating some for himself. You could tell he had a little more pep in his step because he stopped caring what people would say to him about his features.
He knew he had you to love him up when things got rough and he loved making sure you were aware of the fact that you are beautiful. He’d remind you of all the best things you did that day or your features or quirks he thinks are cute.
He’s warming up to the idea of his face looking ok but he really loves when you create new ways to describe his eyes. The embers of the sun, goey butterscotch sundae, badass volcano, pure firey gold, and calming sunsets. He couldn’t imagine anyone describing just his eyes that way until you showed up.
I really really want to use these ideas in a fanfic.
Riddler: I don’t get it, why do you love Halloween so much?
Scarecrow: Because we get to go out dressed in bizarre costumes and scare people while getting free shit we don’t need!
Harley: …We do that everyday, Jon.
Scarecrow: But now it’s legal!
Joker: Not the way you scare peop-
Scarecrow: LET ME HAVE THIS DAMN YOU!
Omg, this....I wish that this could get voiced.... @waiting4codot please! You have become the quintessential culmination of voice cannon for so many people.
This is for @waiting4codot. I couldn't help but draw this. It just...wouldn't leave me alone! And I couldn't concentrate until I got him out. Sadly I didn't have my sketch book proper with me. So please excuse the lines.
I tried my best on his mussed up pompedour but I feel like I failed. :p I tried to make Scarecrow a bit more transparent, like he's spectral. *shrug* I haven't drawn in a long LONG time...like years, and I'm not too good at doing men...but I tried. @artofthecodotverse
Battle against Homelessness
Hi all, me and my family are going to be homeless come the end of the week. We have an itty bitty trailer from 1969, (that has a crack in the water system, though the electricity and propane is still good from what I’m told) set up but the hitch still needs to be fixed if it’s to be taken anywhere and all of the RV parks are full up. I’ve started a fund raiser to try and get help anywhere I can. Even if you don’t donate, could you find it in your heart to please reblog this. I know I’m begging, and I am. I don’t want to be homeless, I have a little girl to think about.
https://www.gofundme.com/manage/raise-the-roof-against-homelessness
This might be a weird question, but does Q have an accent when he speaks?
Not really, no. He just sounds kind of generically american, lol. If you want to know what he sounds like, though, head over to my skelebro voice headcanon list!
Yes, there are more clans than just these - there are an infinite number. These are just the most powerful/well known of them all. I think my favorite to design was Lust Clan - thanks, http://nsfwshamecave.tumblr.com/ for letting me include your AU! if y’all are over 18, you should definitely check out her page. the Papyton comic she’s making is AMAZING! (For some reason it won’t let me tag her…weird.)
Reblogging for....research purposes. ..yeaaah.
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.
I need to get paid asap so pls ace help
I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE
I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭
I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP
This has worked before, so why not again?
you can have more notes just please give me money
It never hurts to put a little extra energy into the universe.
Rock Sanchez, in my style. Eeeh, he turned out OK I guess. I don't have a scanner, so phone photos it'll have to be. :p He doesn't look very amused does he. XD
My first time drawing Rick and Morty characters. *shrug* they came out OK I guess. Birdperson is kinda flat though. :p
Do you haz AO3?
Yep! It's https://archiveofourown.org/users/Amashi_zaino/works
I got this on my Facebook from my husband and I really wish that kids WOULD do this. I know, I know, it’s weird and you might not agree with some of the stupid political hype nowadays. But, this was too golden to not want to share.
Wait, what the?!
You were at it again. The moans and groans from your room made him bury his head in his pillow. Could you NOT?! At least for now! He huffed as he heard a muffled “Nyeh heh heh” downstairs from his brother along with the cackling “Fufufufu” from Undyne coming from the kitchen.
But here you were, going at yourself again.
He sighed and leaned against the wall which mirrored where your own bed was sat on the opposite side. The sound of your moans made his magic crackle and he sighed again before bringing out his own turgid magic. It was like you’d trained him to respond to your lewd sounds. Every time he heard it his bones ached and prickled and the only way to get it to go away was to take care of himself as well. The idea of wrecking you senseless had become more and more appealing as time went. Mostly because there was only so much his spank bank could cover and his own bony hands were becoming more and more unsatisfactory in the light that he now knew how soft your own hands were, as well as your lips.
He’d discovered this when you’d given him a happy kiss on the mouth after he’d gotten you tickets to your favorite amusement park. He swore he could still feel the warmth and softness of your lips on his cool bones, as well as the silky feeling of your arms encircling his skull in a hug as you pulled him in practically squishing him into your chest.
His hand wrapped around his cock, precum already sliding down it as he listened and worked himself into a fervor. ”mmm...ah yes! fffuck!” your voice made his Soul humm as he got closer and closer to the finish line, determined(or as determined as someone as lazy as he was could get) to cum fast and go downstairs.
”Ah...Papyrus!”
That did it.
His spine snapped up straight, his magic cock nearly forgotten. What did you just say? ”oooh...pappy...pleease!”
Oh, oh HELL no, you weren’t going to drag his sweet innocent little brother into your dirty fantasies! Not if he had anything to say about it!
Quickly he pulled up his pants, magic still straining the front of them, and teleported in front of your door. He flicked a finger and unlocked the door, furious and ready to give you a serious talking to.
But when he opened the door something fell on his head and he was drenched from head to toe in...slime? What the FUCK!? He removed the bucket from his head, letting it fall with a clang. His eye burned with magic but a loud “PAF” sounded in front of him and a rainbow shower of something flew at him in a glittery cloud. He blinked as he saw you standing in front of him with the Airzooka you'd gotten last Gyftmas. A manic smile was plastered onto your face. Quickly you lunged towards him.
The sound of your voice making a Zoidberg. "Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop." followed as you raced downstairs. (along with the mandatory ‘crab claw’ hands)
He spun in place and landed on his bony ass as you ran past him as if the devil himself were on your heels. Oh fuck this. He got to his feet and actually ran after you all while wiping glittery slime from his sockets along with whatever cloud of... huh...confetti? And it was penis shaped as well. He got to the kitchen only to freeze in the doorway as you hid behind Undyne.
The fish-woman took one look at him and busted up laughing. Papyrus stood blinking in shock before his hand covered his mouth. “GET DICKED ON SUCKA!” You crowed from behind the other Monster. That was the clincher for Papyrus though and he busted up laughing. His loud “NYEH HEH HEH HEH’s” resounded through the small kitchen as he fell to the floor in hysterical laughter.
Sans took a moment to survey the situation. You’d been making those sounds, lured him into your room by calling out his brother’s name then...successfully pranked him. With slime and dick-fetti no less.
Holy shit.
His grin hitched and he snorted, then giggled then full-out guffawed at the situation. He sat down hard on the floor, laughing until blue tears flowed from his sockets. It took a good 20 minutes to calm down, every time anyone looked at him they started laughing again. But after Papyrus handed him a towel to clean up a little things calmed down enough for everyone to regain control of their senses.
He leaned towards you as you still hid behind Undyne, his eyelights extinguished as he gave you a menacing grin. “of course you know. this means war.”
The look on your face? Priceless.
You gulped hard and gave a shaky smile.
You had a feeling you were going to have a very bad time.
I know I’ve been woefully absent and silent here on Tumblr.
So, I think I’m going to start posting up my oneshots that I also have on Archive of our own. I hope that you guys like them. Keep in mind, some of them are NSFW and I’ll tag them as such before hand. Thanks!
