Haikyuu!! scenarios
-> characters on vacation [ kuroo ; kenma ; ushijima ; oikawa ; bokuto ; akaashi ; hinata ; kageyama ; tanaka ; nishinoya ; osamu ; kita ; tsukishima ; tendō ; goshiki ; shirabu ; semi ]
*kenma playing games in his room*
Kuroo : don’t you wanna come outside ?
Kenma : no
Kuroo : im going to force you
Kenma : thats illegal
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*in the garden*
Ushijima : you should’ve come to shiratorizawa.
Oikawa : im trying to sunbathe dude
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*At the beach*
Hinata : LETS PLAY BEACH VOLLEY GUYS
Kageyama : okay
Bokuto : YEAH LETS DO THIS
Akaashi : I feel like it is a bad idea but okay
*eleven minutes later*
Bokuto : Akaashi do not toss to me anymore !
— [ Akaashi thought ] I knew it
Akaashi : Bokuto-san it’s a 2vs2...
Bokuto : 😶
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*still at the beach*
Nishinoya : Ryū look, this smells like paradise on Earth
Tanaka : Is Shimizu-san here ?
Nishinoya : JUST LOOK AT THESE BODIES
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| 4 am | *osamu eating a sandwich*
*tsukishima enters in the kitchen*
Tsukishima : 🤨
Osamu : 😶
*hinata enters*
Hinata : OOOOOO I WANT SOME
*Kita coming*
*Osamu hiding*
Kita : Why the fuck are you in the kitchen at night ?
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*tendō, semi, goshiki and shirabu playing mario kart in the living-room*
Tendō : im going to win with my underrated buddy Waluigi
Semi : both of you are ugly and strange motherfuckers
Tendō : semisemi I target you for this race
*3rd tour*
-> Semi falls (bc of Tendō with waluigi)
-> Semi is attacked by a red shell
-> Semi falls again
Tendō : IM FIRST WOW SO UNEXPECTED
Goshiki : SEEEEECOOONNND THATS WORTHY OF AN ACE
Shirabu : actually no because you have to be the best when you are an ace
Goshiki : 😠
*Kenma appears*
Kenma : Who the fuck played with baby mario?
Tendō : That’s semi
Kenma : worst character ever
Tendō : thats why he lost
*Semi leaves the room like that 😠*
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-> its probably not funny at all 💀 but imagining these scenes really made my day lmaoo
























