DC/StarWars

Normalize 8 hours of sleep, I love comics, Star Wars, books and reading in general

[hannigramislife]

Dick: I just need to make Tim understand that I didn't replace him! He outgrew Robin! He is his own hero, bigger than the sidekick Robin, and I just thought giving it to Damian would be a way to help the boy. I never meant to make it seem like I don't need Tim!

Bruce, side-eyeing him, because he had tried explaining the same thing to Dick back then: Mhm, sounds tough. Let me know if he lets you get a word in edgewise.

[amautarhour]

AU in which Jason personally invented/made up pit madness as an excuse to beat Tim to death with a pillow whenever he felt like it

“Argh! Oh no, Tim, the pit madness, it’s taking over!”

Tim: “Mother f-“

Jason: “it’s all going green!”

*headlocks Tim in the noogie from hell*

[redsray]

"best robin" this and "closest relationship in the family" that i dont CARE. i will make these silly guys all love each other in their own ways and they will LIKE IT. yes Dick and Jason brothership. Yes Dick and Tim brothership. Yes Tim and Jason brothership. Yes Tim and Cass siblingship. Yes Tim and Damian brothership. Yes Dick and Damian brothership or whatever they are. Yes Jason and Damian brothership. Yes. yes to all of it. give it

[amautarhour]

I just remembered that I had an entire team of kung fu panda ocs when I was like 14

How did I forget that???

[incorrectbatfam]

Which batkids would sell Bruce for One Direction

Bruce wakes up at 9 AM to all of his kids screaming "GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE ROOM!" He changes into a simple turtleneck, slacks, and million-dollar watch. He lets his messy onyx hair fall messily as he admires himself in front of the mirror. He is a plain, boring 45-year-old man with a massively jacked build that no one except his bullies notice because he's so unpopular. As he makes his way downstairs, Jason demands a beer, which Bruce obediently brings him. At breakfast, Tim breaks the news to him. "We need money so we're selling you to some guys." Bruce argues back and Dick says, "Shut up, we're sick of you." The doorbell rings and Damian excitedly opens the door. Standing there are 5 attractive young men. The one with curly dark hair steps forward, smiling. "'Ello love, my name's Harry. This is Louis, Zayn, Liam, and Niall. You'll be living with us."

[amautarhour]

I am at my most delusional when I find out my favorite character is same age as me

[amautarhour]

[robs-your-robins]

I have a thought that while yes Damian knows what death is, he just never considers the consequences beyond it. I mean in the League, Ra’s and Talia could be dipped into the Lazurus Pit near death and come out, yes wailing and screaming with Pit madness for the first few minutes but after that, they were alright. And those who didn’t have the Pit, unworthy to live anyway. But what happens when Damian has to face death for the first time? Not on a major level, but say the goldfish that Tim gets him dies and Damian is upset and he’s asking Bruce would it be alright if Talia came and took him to the Pit to revive Reginald the Fish and Bruce has to sit him down and tell him how the Pit can’t bring back the goldfish and Damian is so angry, so upset and he’s disgusted because he’s crying like a little kid over a damn fish but then once he’s grieved and Reginald given all the honours of a burial in the Wayne plot next to Grandfather and Grandmother Wayne, Damian begins to understand finality of death.

[amautarhour]

Posting this on tumblr bec TikTok is full of uncultured heathens who don’t appreciate my art

[amautarhour]

Inspired by this post 👇

[batbaffle]

alan from louisiana knows whats up

[rodrickheffeley]

“THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE BAT FAMILY THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME THROW UP A LITTLE WHEN I SEE HIM” aww they’ve come so far. there was a time when he showed up dressed up in robin costume to beat up a preteen

[ovilusphoninghome]

My toxic trait is thinking Dick Grayson is really cool then getting rlly upset that not everyone thinks Dick Grayson is rlly cool

[noazhere]

[three-semicolons]

Homie really said "bet".

LOOK AT HIS FACE.

NO THOUGHTS. ONLY GUN.

[amautarhour]

Apparently traumatizing ppl on their birthdays is an age old problem for Bruce Wayne

Just two best friends psychologically torturing each other

Actually I think Tim’s birthday was Clark’s fault bec Clark positively reinforced this behavior and Bruce is like “Clark likes puzzles and traumatic mind games. You know who likes puzzles even more than Clark? Tim :D”

[amautarhour]

Tbh im not sure how discord works and at this point I’m afraid to ask

[amautarhour]

Did not realize this meme came from animal man