A Well Written Sad Man With a Touch of Irate

•Sable • 18 • he/they • WA • Desktop icon by @junowasdead on twitter

[somanypetals]

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

need me a freak like that

[dykerouxls]

i dont trust birds. fuckin hollow bones. suspicious. what are you hiding in there

[dykerouxls]

fuck. shit. youre right. fuck.

[skrink-la-da-doo]

[tyleroakley]

My body is ready.

[greyforthewicked]

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

[brogigay0-deactivated20151105]

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

[helpihavedementiaisdead-blog]

fucking what

[harryflynn]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[eartharchives]

Scientist's accidental discovery makes coral grow 40x faster

There might be hope for our oceans, thanks to one clumsy moment in a coral tank.

It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.

[spiroandthelacktones]

!!!!

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

[juneboba]

Visit Original Link

[trasemc]

Wow!! i love it

[shiftythrifting]

you know what time it is babey!!!

[expressghost]

[glamydia]

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[susanoomon]

[pukicho]

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

[aphuckingbeesechurger]

To level my charisma stat

[pukicho]

Ah a gamer, you may pass

[traikyn]

*Gordon Ramsey voice*

Finally, a good f**king meme

[smooththegoofyshark]

It’s been 84 years since I saw a meme this good

[thatsbelievable]

[umuad-deactivated20241025]

[bigfootismyonlyfriend]

hot take but girls with ADHD don’t ‘present differently’, it’s just that misogyny punishes girls and people read as girls a lot more severely for their ADHD symptoms so most girls become way more proficient at masking their symptoms so end up being left undiagnosed and then just develop depression, anxiety, trauma and burnout over not being able to meet standards that are difficult if not impossible for people with ADHD and being harshly reprimanded for it

[astral-butch-deactivated2019082]

Bug spray.. but for men

[lesbianbettyboop]

Mace

[nyanguardparty]