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Death of a Cyborg by Shorra.

ishouldbeoverthis

I love this—the expectation that it’s an old master and then you look at the subject.

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thestirge

So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

benjaminbadpennywho

Broglar.

buzzfeed

Here Are 28 Things Millennials Are Killing In Cold Blood

betterbemeta

no mercy run

itchycoil

yohunny

And they say the millennial generation is lazy and entitled.

Here’s a secret: it’s not OUR JOB to adapt to the market. It’s not OUR JOB to buy napkins and golf clubs and drive to the mall on the other side of town to make sure it doesn’t go out of business.

Did previous generations kill the horse and wagons after the car was invited? Did those lazy citizens kill the town crier by buying into that newfangled newspaper business?

What people want and are ready to spend their money on will change over time. Today we have different goals and different standards - like I will invite my friends over for dinner and instead of napkins I’ll put a roll of paper towels on the table. And my friends won’t clutch their pearls and hiss “you uncultured swine” at me, because we value that paper towels are cheap and efficient! Napkins may be pretty but some of them end up being unused, and I’ll have to throw them away after the dinner and it’s a fucking waste.

Did your mall end up as an empty husk outside of town because those pesky millennials buy all their clothes online now? You lucky son of a gun. Now you get to use your ~*IMAGINATION*~ and repurpose that ugly windowless box into something actually useful. Why not a nice office space? (x)

Or how about you make the old stores into cute micro apartments? I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE IN ONE OF THESE! (x)

Are the stores fine but the parking lot empty because those cheap hipsters would rather take a bus or bike to the mall instead of buying a car like regular people? Do like they did in Seattle and turn it into a fucking beautiful water treatment facility and park. (x)

This thing collects storm-water runoff to create and provide nutrients to small pools and green areas. It works like a natural creek that ALSO filters out pollutants that would damage the salmon population! AS A MILLENNIAL I CAN SAY THAT THIS IS SO FUCKING UP MY ALLEY YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I WOULD GO TO THAT MALL, BUY A COFFEE AND GO OUT TO LOOK AT THE BIRDS.

Actual fucking plovers. When was the last time a parking lot did something for the environment except gathering upp more roadkill for the scavengers?

I could also go into why no-one is watching shitty sitcoms or boring movies because we have access to so much media that we can filter out the generic stuff that doesn’t appeal to us, but that is an essay in itself. We are extremely capable on spending it on media that speaks to us though (hey this is unrelated but did you know that Wonder Woman has passed 570M$ worldwide?)

TLDR: Market powers are entitled and used to people spending an ever-increasing amount of money on their shitty products. When this trend turns they are too unimaginative and lazy to do something about it so instead they’ll whine about how their former customers are “killing” them.

They can either DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT or spend the rest of their days crying into their surplus napkins.

redcandle17

Yes.

Also, the idolized lifestyle of the 1950s-2000s was unsustainable. The bubble burst, and my generation inherited a ruined world whose elders refuse acknowledge that their prosperity came at our expense.

carazelaya

welcometotwinpeaks

“May the road rise up to meet your wheels.”

Wally Brando by Mike Feehan Illustration http://ift.tt/2rPFwgZ via http://ift.tt/OF8QRD

redhotpussylicker

the fact that the Eric Andre Show was purposefully made to mirror the decor and surreality of the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks tells us that Eric and Hannibal are multi-dimensional beings of immense power, living in their own pocket dimension.

it makes even more sense because those who live in the Black Lodge, even if neutral or helpful, feed off of human suffering. Eric and Hannibal bring people onto their show for “interviews” and proceed to confuse and terrorize them, fueling Eric and Hannibal and making them more powerful.

if anyone has more evidence contact me

amazamy

Exqueese? @eyeball-kid

redhotpussylicker

the fact that the Eric Andre Show was purposefully made to mirror the decor and surreality of the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks tells us that Eric and Hannibal are multi-dimensional beings of immense power, living in their own pocket dimension.

it makes even more sense because those who live in the Black Lodge, even if neutral or helpful, feed off of human suffering. Eric and Hannibal bring people onto their show for “interviews” and proceed to confuse and terrorize them, fueling Eric and Hannibal and making them more powerful.

if anyone has more evidence contact me

amazamy

Exqueese? @eyeball-kid

computer

The black Mac is back

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amazamy

Saving for history

Pregnancy, alcohol, fetal alcohol syndrome . . . . . . . . . . I had an incredibly intense dream in which I had learned that I was pregnant and had forgotten about it for many weeks. Cecile Richards herself looked after me and ushered me and my faceless partner into a cage/lounge bed that was surprisingly cozy. We matched the other couples lining the halls. I couldn't stop crying- I had been drinking so much lately, what would happen to my baby?