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furbsplosion

what in the actual hell is wrong with me

aelia-likes-monsters

@cozycryptidcorner

cozycryptidcorner

What the fuck, Aelia

bireaucracy-archived

this one liberal dude on twitter made the (correct) take that parents have overwhelming power over their kids and very often abuse it and restrict children's rights and he was ratio'd by conservatives, communists and liberals alike who made comments like "my kids will have rights when they pay the bills" to "aw are you upset mom and dad didn't you get you a lega set for christmas". way to prove his point lol! any criticism of the power dynamics adults and particularly parents have over kids and how it is often used to abuse kids or refuse to let them exist as themselves is drowned in mockery and the idea that parents have absolute authority over children and that any less than that is actually spoiling them.

i said it before: people only care about Children as an ideal. as property. as something that is Innocent and deserving protection From Evil Traffickers but also something Dumb that barely deserves the status of human with autonomy. and its fucking wild how even the staunchest communists think of this as normal, and how people refuse to understand that this dynamic is how kids are emotionally, physically and sexually abused, as well as robbed of their voices and too scared/ashamed to talk about it.

bireaucracy-archived

it's worth saying this dude is the parent of a now adult trans girl, and his reflections absolutely come from parenting as well as how he was expected to behave as the father of a trans daughter, how much power he had over her treatment and the refusal of doctors and teachers to listen to her and going over her head to him so they could misgender her and make him consent to conversion therapy.

he did not do these things, but the expectation and judgement that he as a parent was supposed to take away her rights and the sheer power he had over her as a minor made him reflect a lot. and now people are mocking him for sharing this reflection, even as black kids are killed or sent into the school to prison pipeline, as disabled kids are refused humanity, as parents kill their kids to spite their divorced spouses, as trans kids get their healthcare revoked, as migrant kids remain locked in cages. even as these same people panic over child trafficking and pedophile sex rings and refuse to admit how much csa and abuse is from family members.

tobi-smp

In the wake of harassment campaign after harassment campaign in this (and frankly any) fandom I think this video is extremely important to take in and digest.

this is an extremely heavy video, it covers topics of r*cism, abuse, harassment, mentions of death threats/su*cide-baiting, and r*pe (it has more than one personal account from lindsay, timestamped and warned but very much so there), your personal safety and mental health is important and everyone should take care of themselves so view with caution. but the message here and conversation that it’s starting is Extremely relevant as we’ve seen this exact pipeline affect the creators in the smp Multiple Times Over by now.

tommyinnit facing a stream of harassment starting with ksi and carrying over to people watching his every word to catch a slip up or chance at a misunderstanding, dream having a near Constant stream of false allegations (some of which we can See people publicly planning in places like reddit to take advantage of twitter’s treatment of controversy), and the recent scandal that started as a deliberate attempt to harass the entire sbi that’s now bled over into harassing and dogpiling technoblade specifically because he refused to feed into the harassment and dogpiling that was already happening by giving people a response.

no, none of these creators are perfect, they Have done and said things that are harmful and hurtful before and they will again. it’s perfectly legitimate to be hurt by some of the things that have been dug up in Any of these separate instances and to want some kind of acknowledgement. but at this point we can’t have these conversations in a bubble.

I Don’t think technoblade should apologize and it’s not because he’s never said anything wrong, but because the entire situation was fabricated for the express purpose of bending the chosen victims under their thumb to hurt them. to exert control over them by either forcing them to publicly grovel (which many won’t accept, no matter how it’s worded) or by trying to force some kind of tangible punishment (like, say, technoblade being isolated from his friends by people starting a trending hashtag to get him removed when they interact with him).

this is a Consistent pattern of behavior and it being allowed to continue uncriticized with the Explicit expectation placed on the shoulders of the creators to publicly address it and apologize when doing so has only seemingly emboldened this behavior by rewarding their actions in fabricating a controversy to harass over in the first place is Enabling that harassment.

again, it’s totally understandable to feel hurt by some of the things that were brought up, or at the very least be uncomfortable with it, but the situation is that this is the result of people obsessively digging for any Scrap of dirt to justify the harassment they Want To Happen. educating is not the goal. protecting people is not the goal. Harassment and public shaming is the goal. and I’m tired of having this conversation without that being at the forefront.

this doesn’t mean that we can’t hold people accountable when they do bad things, obviously not, but we Have to be critical in how and why it’s happening. we Know that this is a problem in this fandom and it’s only getting further out of hand. people are Already making up fake scandals about dream, how long until that bleeds over into other creators? we Already have the recent sbi callout thread being started by someone who explicitly did it because they hated the sbi and wanted them to get hurt, so what’s protecting any other creator from the same treatment?

at the end of the day the people who lied, who harassed, who overstepped boundaries, and who su*cide-baited will never face consequences because they exist in a mob. the creators on the smp are not celebrities, they certainly have jobs that make them a lot of money and they have a lot fans but they don’t have lawyers, they don’t have people to monitor and filter their social media for them, they don’t have pr teams or people hired to protect them. these are just People, the Majority of which being teens and people in their early 20s (and it Has almost consistently been the youngest facing the largest backlash). and it’s irresponsible to ignore this when we examine situations like this. this is targeted harassment plain and simple and the people on the smp aren’t any more equipped to handle it than you are.

eyelander-ii

this century's plague has graced me, a UK person, with no school from friday and exam cancellation (important because im year 11 and i would do GCSEs later this year)

boris johnson has blessed my life

eyelander-ii

for clarification for those who dont news: boris is the prime minister (runs the country and government

amazing-cryptids

reblogging because both me and @jonathan-joestar are the same person

incorrectwtnvquotes

*Cecil and Kevin ranting about personal life be like*

Cecil: if you’re falling for someone but the thing is hopeless, nothing clears your head up like getting laid

Kevin: I know that one—life fucks me every day!

Cecil: kEVIN

goat-heirop

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

ninetailsyaboi

This is why we fear skinny.

goat-heirop

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eternal-fractal

YOU MADE A FLAMETHROWER OUT OF WOOD AND IT WORKS

ninetailsyaboi

Don’t act surprised. It’s skinny. I’m more surprised he hasn’t single-handedly taken over Russia yet.

goat-heirop

*america

Its on the to do list

ninetailsyaboi

Ah, good to know.

goat-heirop

f.h m3

the main upgrades to version m2 are:

-not catching fire

-a actual trigger

-way more linear stream of fire

smooththegoofyshark

Holy fuck that’s cool

amazing-cryptids

this man, who made a FLAMETHROWER out of WOOD

shittycryptids

Bee with polka dots instead of stripes

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors

Op change ur url

amazing-cryptids

thats where i come in

100+ followers

i rarely make my own posts but here i am

fudge-the-horse

some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!”

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars:

cantanopeshitthatwastaken

barbarianarchy-deactivated20200

good

allwomenmustdieactually

Say what you will about Tumblr but it’s rather punk that capitalism has no power here. That we cannot be turned into products and are free to roam the tundra and scream into the woods about whatever like some primal beings.

amazing-cryptids

Tumblr's immunity to capitalism.

daniels-ramblings

- some men have bigger chests that average and that’s ok

- some men have higher voices than average. that is 100% alright and normal

- some men get periods. that’s a pain in the ass, but it’s still a-ok

- some men are short. like wolverine. so just remember if wolverine is a short dude then you can be one too

- some men wear makeup; you’re a prince and makeup isn’t only for girls

- some men are called women, but this isn’t true, it’s because people are assholes. you’re a man

- feel free to add on about things that are okay about men

*terfs, terf allies, transphobes, etc go away

clownbeep

:‘3

sporkkles-irl

Facts

amazing-cryptids

a quality post from God again

lilboreddev-blog

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

skadiyoko

This post is scandalous.

malevolentpooka-deactivated2015

reblogging because ashley cant.

sleeping-ranna

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

amazing-cryptids

my icon is a skeleton riding a skeleton horse

discourserealness

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

socialjusticeolivia

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

excalibelle

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

gumsmack-deactivated20180527

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

constellations-and-energy

WHAT THE FUCK EW????????

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE

boingovisions

yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.

tatsumi-rin

Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.

trevorr-belmont

hey y’all, remember this. report if you see it.

amazing-cryptids

This post, for all 3 of my accounts (this one, @jonathan-joestar and @tf2quotesoutofcontext

shittycryptids

The concept of money

amazing-cryptids

Ah, yes

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eternal-fractal

Comp of my favourite guns

please add on this is fucking wild

You know what this does.

this is called a punt gun. IT WAS USED TO HUNT ENTIRE FLOCKS OF DUCKS AT A TIME.

what’s that? you wish you didnt need to dispose of the body? WELL WHY DON’T YOU GET A FUCKING NINE BARELLED SHOTGUN YOU’LL BREAK YOUR ARM BUT YOUR VICTIM WILL BE RED MIST.

Give this to your party in the next dnd campaign. It’s called an apache revolver and every single fucking class can specialize in it.

You know how in a cartoon a gun will bend, and it shoots that direction? Well this fuck decided to create a gun like that, designed to shoot around corners.

This is called a PARASCOPE, gun. LITERALLY DESIGNED SO YOU DON’T POKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TRENCHES.

“this isn’t even a gun?” NO IT IS. IT’S CALLED A POCKETKNIFE PISTOL AND WAS MADE FOR HOME DEFENSE. (on a side note we should still make these and have these be the only guns “for self defense” correct me if im wrong.)

“this is a mace?”

NO DUDE THIS WAS CALLED KING HENRYS WALKING STICK, AND WAS OWNED BY HIM. IT HAS THREE SMALL HOLES ON THE MACE THAT SHOOT.

take a wild fucking guess how you fire it. JUST GUESS.

YES. THE GUN IS FIRED BY FUCKING PUNCHING.

THIS IS A FUCKING RING. IT FITS AROUND YOUR FINGER. AND IT’S A GUN. A SIX SHOT GUN

“well that’s an odd frame for a gun.”

YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT WAS DESIGNED TO REPLACE YOUR BICYCLE FRAME. The reason these were made, was because before the automobile, the best way to transport your gun was on bike. SO WHY NOT HAVE YOUR GUN, BE THE BIKE

Yes. THIS IS DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE LIPSTICK. IT’S AS BIG AS ONE TOO. I DON’T KNOW IF THESE ARE STILL LEGAL, BUT GALS, THIS COULD BE A GREAT THING TO CARRY WITH YOU.

You see this rifle? IT CAN DESTROY TANKS. AND YES, THIS BADASS MANAGED TO PERFECTLY HANDLE IT’S WEIGHT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=nKDtpbLx-XM

YOU SEE THIS GUN? IT’S CALLED A SMART GUN. THE ONLY WAY TO FIRE IT IS TO HAVE YOUR FINGERPRINT SCANNED, AND TO BE WEARING THE WATCH THAT COMES WITH IT. NOW THERE IS LITERALLY NO EXCUSE FOR KIDS TAKING THEIR PARENTS GUNS.

YEAH, THIS IS A PEN. For when a writers done with your shit.

This is called a vomit gun. and you’re right! this doesn’t fire bullets. INSTEAD, THIS BITCH SHOOTS A LED LIGHT THATS SO BRIGHT, AND DISORIENTING, THAT IT LITERALLY CAUSES YOU TO VOMIT, FALL OVER FROM INTENSE DIZZINESS, AND BLIND THEM. IT ALSO EMITS PULSES TO DISORIENT THEM, AND HAS A VARIETY OF EFFECTS THAT REALLY FUCK YOU UP. (the effectiveness and everything about it is being questioned, but it IS bright enough to blind you.)

this isn’t a special ammo shotgun.

it’s a grenade launcher.

this is exactly what you think it is.

30 barrel revolver. What the fuck can I think of for witty commentary. Just look at it.

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO END THIS.

pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20

This is so Fucking funny

disaster-2-point-oh

what makes it funnier is that i read it in a scream

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eternal-fractal

Who wants me to do a sequel with batshit war weapons?

ripetrash-deactivated20201209

please do

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eternal-fractal

well this is called the nazi super gun, built in a plot to destroy all of london, and soon france with it’s incredible firepower……….

This is the nazi RAIL gun, which was only be able to be built on special train tracks, but fortunately was too big and attracted too much attention to have done anything.

THIS IS A FUCKING FLYING SUBMARINE.

HERES IT’S BROTHER, A PLANE TANK.

and their adopted sibling. heli-jeep.

so uh, you know those bomb disarming robots? this is one of those, but take out the word “disarming.”

here’s a mysterious russian circle tank with no known origin, use in battle, or discernable ability.

This is my uber,

christ it’s that fucking asshole. STOP TAKING UP THE ROAD YOU CUNT.

god I fucking hate traffic.

THIS IS NEVER GOING TO FUCKING END PLEASE GOD I’VE DONE NOTHING WRONG

MY GROCERIES ARE GETTING WARM.

BACK HOME! Oh, it’s my room mate Anthony Cooke! HEY ANTHONY! GOT YOU THE GRAPE SODA YOU WANTED!

amazing-cryptids

Put a skull on Bomb Robot and its killer queen's second bomb, sheer heart attack

captain-acab

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.