Expressing Multiple Attitudes

[ambassadorkirk]

me n my plant gf

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf

[postpresence]

[graveconversations]

💧 that is a raindrop, a tear or drool 💦 that is very sinister never use that

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[grossxgirl]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are currently millions of formally dressed skeletons living under Earth’s surface

[tori-prometheus]

Living??????????

[sadnegro]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

This is…so me

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for those soda machines with the touch screens and all the flavors

[dutchstore]

✨never give up on your dreams✨ by mielmonster

[dicknurse]

THE COMEDIC TIMING IS UNTOUCHABLE

[mysharona1987]

[bummrd]

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

[ulyssee]

i would do a split

[theeeprotagonist]

every day we stray further from God’s grace…

[ambassadorkirk]

cashier: do you want the receipt?

me: yas bitch tell me everything

[harryedward]

When you get to hold the McDonald’s bag and you eat fries out of everyone else’s then when you get home you take the one with the most fries 

[metangy]

People who brush their teeth in the shower are definitely evil people…I don’t have a valid reason but i don’t like it… separate the two tasks please

[brown-nena]

You can tell he’s going “ohhHhhhhHHH!” 😩😭 this is so cute lmao

[iverbz]

this is one of most wholesome me posts ive ever seen

[scholarlou]

be like elle woods °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[jo-heart]

I hate this with a burning passion