there will also be singing

alison||29||she/they

[totallyfluxd]

has someone from the joe browns design team been watching the pitt 👀

[softwaring]

[totallyfluxd]

I somehow did not anticipate the tattoo itchy phase arriving so soon and ohhhhhh my god I am going to go insane

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[planeposting]

I dreamed there was a PSA where a guy is impatiently waiting for the plane to take off and it like "Ugh I wish they'd just hurry up and take off already" and then the plane immediately starts taking off without warning, climbs steeply, pitches down unrecoverably, and crashes into a populated area. Then we see a very badly injured and burned version of that guy being interviewed on a talk show as like "survivor of flight ___" and he turns to the camera and goes "Y'know, it's usually best to just trust the professionals to do their job. Sometimes it's better to be a little bit late."

I don't know what this was a PSA for, other than "shut the fuck up," but I was quite the fan

[totallyfluxd]

she's red and raw but I got my canaan house tattoo today!! my artist had so much fun with it lol it was really cool to see his take on it and now I get to see it every day! delightful!!

[totallyfluxd]

she's red and raw but I got my canaan house tattoo today!! my artist had so much fun with it lol it was really cool to see his take on it and now I get to see it every day! delightful!!

[totallyfluxd]

tattoo artist giving me aftercare instructions like "and wash it two or three times a day with whatever soap you normally use" "I normally use mint and tea tree shower gel" "🫪 do not use that!!"

[totallyfluxd]

what they say about spite being a solid motivator for longevity must be real, how else do you explain a 93 year old with multi organ failure, <20% kidney function, and zero understanding of why her children hate her still being alive and kicking

[lastoneout]

Why healing wound so itchy if itching wound while healing so bad????????

[lastoneout]

No I am normal human who can leave bandages alone do not do NOT get the cone. I am recovering normal.style NOT dog style.

[totallyfluxd]

nothing like the days preceding a tattoo appointment to make you realise just how often you lean on the specific part of you about to be very tender for the next week

[totallyfluxd]

I just wanna know what flavour aldi think their mouthwash is, bc the bottle doesn't say, the liquid is purple, and the mouthfeel is like sitting a warhead sweet on your tongue for too long

[theotherwesley]

I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.

buffering

[theotherwesley]

feather obtained, purpose unclear

leaf obtained, purpose unclear

ground:

unclear

sibling obtained, purpose: biting

[emziess]

Find someone to be brave for. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

have you ever had a beef with a teacher/prof

yes

no

hard to say

results

Voting ended onJun 3