We are all insane here

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lmxv8ghb003x039]

[deathclassic]

happy christmas eve ✨

[itsagifnotagif]

Amazing

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[thelatestkate]

you’re worth the fight

[horreurscopes]

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

[another-exclus]

Vampires can come out earlier

[daddys-blunt-little-instrument]

One sexy reason

[oglach-uisce]

We live in a dis toe peeing so sigh titty 😔

[chessys]

where my sleepy girls at

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

In bed

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[weed-breath]

Wow just call out my whole life

[nyctosaurid]

sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just occasionally screws up and goes ????? uhhhh . cant move.  here’s a demon 

[squat-damn-deactivated20200919]

[glitterweave]

Toxic playing in the background makes this video

[turing-tested]

"tell me what these squigglie lines mean! transcribe these runes!" "which of these pictures has a bus" every day on the internet i am forced to interact with captchas and im SICK of it

[indoorvoices]

Cranky cause you're a robot huh?

[turing-tested]

one day you’ll decompose and ill be there to watch it happen

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

people hate on twilight but it is THE only movie ive ever watched where the 17 year olds actually act like 17 year olds, complete with awkward silences and overall dumbassery. nobody is smooth or clever at all, everyone is uncomfortable, half of bella’s responses to anything that happens to her are “um” and tbh that’s true to life! that’s cinematic realism baby like it or not

[africanson-blog]

whenever im trying to do anything

[pastadogs]

why is “go to your room” a punishment?? like yes thank you i’d love to go to my room. i’d love to be Alone

[makomoriz]

John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019

[witcherson]