mayo hate blog

welcome to my pile of garbage

[pastadogs]

hi sluts

I Am Back

[pastadogs]

THEY BANNED TITTIES?????????????????

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

[iheartgrandma]

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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hhngh… .. .. .…. … . ..

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[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

[tiktaalik-titties]

The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

[computationalcalculator]

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

[pastadogs]

hi sluts

I Am Back

[striders]

hey guys i feel like this right now

[sebagrelle]

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

[krabby-kronicle]

[laurbyboom]

when u suckin dick and u look up and they like

[laurbyboom]

[summerblueskiies]

good things will happen

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

bitch when

[selegend-homez]

The girl reading this <3

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

where my texas boys at..

[allowthehype-deactivated2015072]

texas 

[watchwithmati]

[goobra]

did y’all hear they found the venus de milo’s arms ??

[goobra]

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[botanize]

Shut the fuck up

I needed this. thank you so much

[pastadogs]

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[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

dark google show me locations of illegal farmers markets with secret fruits and vegetables