Ash ᡣ𐭩

︻デ═一 ⟢ ᵇᵃⁿᵍ.ᐟ 𝜗𝜚 ~ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ~ 𝜗𝜚

[amberrash]

i’ve decided i’m going to just post anything and everything that i think of here because:

1. no one, let alone anyone I KNOW is gonna read these so i don’t give a single flying fuck

2. i need an outlet to dump my tomato sauce thoughts from my spaghetti brain because i’m getting sick of it just staining the inside of my skull

(and maybe… maybe a lil doodle here and there)

[amberrash]

i have never been diddled so hard by an exam before in my life.

JASON, MOVE, ITS MY TURN TO GET HIT BY THE CROWBAR.

EVEN DRINKING LIQUID FEAR GAS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN THAT.

[amberrash]

earth-22 richard grayson can’t hurt you. he’s not real.

earth-22 dick:

literally shat myself when i saw ts in my camera roll.

[amberrash]

‘i can’t come clubbing tonight, i’m working’

i say as i lay in bed giggling as i read about the same two mother fuckers in yet another alternative universe

[amberrash]

i add ONE invincible reference to my hinge profile and suddenly i get more likes

was this the key all along?

it was a picture of me looking up and i captioned it: ‘me looking at the trash bag i threw into space at work’

the men yearn for mark grayson

[amberrash]

did half a face of makeup because my mother wanted to see the difference.

mother called me an artist.

father called me two face.

[amberrash]

i was giggling while making this

[amberrash]

when i came to uni i didn’t expect to be dodging fucking MOULD SPORES from my flatmate’s dirty dishes. you’d think they got a bit too excited about season 2 of tlou dropping. fml.

[amberrash]

give the happiest most chill person a morning where they feel a sore throat and suddenly they look at you like they’re about to commit a fucking war crime.

like are we planning world domination before or after you manage to take a single sip of water without wincing?